Probably the best part about having an actual brick & mortar shop instead of a mere food cart is the ability to finally have an on-site diaper-changing station. In case you were wondering where the caramel comes from…
(Thanks peoplemagicloveorangerubberglove!)
Better view after the jump…
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Not ok.
Agreed, that baby is already self entitled.
Yicckkk–I’ll never be able to change my baby’s diapers again without thinking of creme brulee. (It’s bruleed into my brain).
Ugh. Can this trend of calling your indoor restaurant a “cart” or “street food” fucking die already?
Whoa, that is SO not cool.
Pretty sure that is a health code violation, or should be.
Yup. Human waste on an eating surface? I think so.
More like Creme Brulee Shart.
grosssss, tiny baby poop particles floating onto your brulee. think about that. you can probably also put small dogs on the counters inside and flick boogers all around.
Reem Poolee?
What are you guys, 10 years old? Grow the fuck up and deal with poop – it’s all over everything anyway. Especially in restaurants. I guess you have little chance of reproducing anyway, given your monitor-burnt palors and lack of maturity or social skills . And no, sitting on a stool at the Uptown all day is not a skill. Stool pun intended.
New at trolling? You’re all over the place.
cool, when can i come over and have you sit on my stool?
your entitlement is showing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You 3 got a lot to learn about this game.
What the hell?! Fuck that entitled, nasty breeder.
If it’s OK for middle aged men in the Castro, it’s good enough for a baby.
Considering the ablutophobia among hipsters, there’s not much to complain about, except that baby ass is competing with adult asses who sport more skid marks than a drag strip.
well, would you like to wipe my ass for me, then? much easier when someone’s getting to work back there for me.
Nah, it’s your job to keep your moneymaker in working order.
Works just fine, thank you! Wanna see?
let me remind you that hipsters don’t exist anymore.
you are looking at yuppies that LOOK like hipsters.
It was always the same thing.
No,just Yuppies. That look like yuppies. Hipsters seemed to have left the mission about 5-6 years ago. About the time that Valencia started to bloom.
Don’t you still live there, though?
No. We have not lived in the Mission in over 8 years. And if you think that we are hipsters,then you really have no clue what a hipster even is.
That’s not for you to decide, now is it, hipster?
Are you insane? The Mission is neck-deep in hipsters.
Not seeing it,or maybe the term hipster has a differant meaning in the mission then it did,5-10 years ago. Looks like a bunch of techies/yuppies to us.
Dunno what to tell you, I’ve been here for close to 20, and the number of hipsters has only gone up.
They are but two side of the same white bread coin usually to locals
We shall agree to disagree.
Said like a true hipster!
We’re one step further. Hipsters have been outnumbered by normals. Get out of your apartment and count the Topsiders/no socks.
LOL
Hipsters are yuppies with trust funds
Breeders Unite!
Seriously… If you don’t want us breeders changing our babies at our tables, encourage your restaurant to install a baby changing table in their bathroom. Any ADA complaint bathroom has room for a fold up changing station. I know plenty of restaurants that do provide this amenity… just like they provide boosters and high chairs.
And seriously. Grow up. “Oh god… the poop. Nooooo……..”
Um, no. This is not OK. I have never changed my kid on an eating surface. Do it on the floor in the bathroom, that’s what those waterproof changing pads are for.
Objecting to the presence of excrement is not a sign that someone needs to “grow up”, it is a basic human instinct.
seriously you are a self-entitled douche. the world is not your toilet. just move to concord already.
ugh – wish you wouldn’t create more things that grow up
How’s about I change my baby on your kitchen table? Forget all the elitism and breeder speak, this is fucking wrong and disrespectful to the customers and the establishment. You are not due baby changing stations because you decided to have a baby, that’s your burden dude. You should have thought about that when you left the load in the baby momma. Don’t make us pay for your mistake while we try to enjoy our dessert.
Same old “how bout I spray paint graffiti on YOUR house argument. Your last sentence was a gem – perfectly illustrating the ‘entitlement’ these kooks are all complaining about.
Well done!!
Perfect troll
Til I wrecked it.
Go die.
I think you left out the part where Hitler.
You S.F. liberal pussies crack me up with all your whining. No wonder you all wear skinny jeans, because you can’t grow a pair. Shit, the women in your town have bigger balls then you. Maybe that’s why all the women become gay, because that’s the closest to a real man they can get on your side of the bay. The best thing about Frisco is that it attracts all the freaks and only normal people like me live here in Tiburon.
FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!
Nicely done.
Not bad until the final sentence.
More like Crime Brûlée, am I right?
You are a Ponce.
Why doesn’t that kid shit in the alley like everybody else.
I could change a baby’s diaper on my lap while driving a manual transmission
Hot!
narcissitic stupidity never dies< it just finds new and disgusting ways to manifest itself!
WON'T BE IN THAT PLACE…EVER!
The bathroom at Creme Brulee is huge. It would be very easy to change a diaper in there. The person doing this is just a disgusting selfish asshole. Then again, SF isn’t exactly known for dignity or common decency so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
Even if the bathroom were tiny… even if it had NO bathroom, the person doing this would STILL be a disgusting asshole.
disagreed. if there’s no bathroom at a dining establishment, the owners are the assholes.
Well, you’re right about that, but these two things are far from mutually exclusive.
Despite the comments (great work as usual, guys), this is one of the funniest posts on mission mission
Not sure why you find child pornography so funny.