A big mess called the Hot Wes

It’s an ode to Jack in the Box’s Hot Mess Burger from Galley guest chef Wes Rowe. It’s a Hot Mess but all fancy and good. Today and tonight! Good lord!

(In other hot Wes news, HOT WES.)

15 Responses to “A big mess called the Hot Wes”

  1. bellpeppernostrils says:

    nigga………….is that elf jizz?

    because if thats elf jizz I want no part in it at all…I want the whole thing.

  2. slushed says:

    I think I just came.

  3. LenaDumbass says:

    Between the alcohol eating shit like this, pretty soon the next hot fashion trend in the Mish will be sweatpants.

    • bellpeppernostrils says:

      YO DOG, I HEAR YOU. IM ALREADY WEARING BAMBOO EARRINGS THAT MATCH THIS BABY AND BABYDADDY.

      lets go smoke a blunt on that stoop over there.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      WORTH IT

  4. Topian says:

    Real food that mimics fast food that mimics real food. Next level stuff right there. I want artisan mcGriddles now..

  5. MrEricSir says:

    “If it doesn’t get all over the place it doesn’t belong in your face.”

  6. Greg says:

    Damn

  7. James franco says:

    night lighting on that photo

  8. scum says:

    Judging by the size of the jalapeno slices that is a slider right? To bad I am out of town and can’t see for myself.

  9. El Pito says:

    Sweet Jeebus is that a GMO’d jalapeño????

  10. excitablerooster says:

    It’ll make a turd.

  11. setMeFree says:

    Throngs of pudgy tech dudes trolling the bars.

  12. HTML 1.0 says:

    Did the blog close? it’s been over 2 days since a post. If so, good riddance! Go die.