I wonder if these guys are getting tired of having their picture taken all the time.
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I wonder if these guys are getting tired of having their picture taken all the time.
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PEOPLE IN THAT LINE DO NOT HAVE MUCH HAIR
No wonder this place does such good business, their turnover must be amazing since no customers actually need a haircut.
Too much disposable income and too much free time = every asshole in this line.
Go get a Flowbee and save yourself the embarrassment of standing in this line
Why would you ever pay $65 for a haircut and stand in this dumb ass line? Go down to Willy’s next to the make out room. Now those are REAL BARBERS in the mission.
Or better yet, if you want a more old school experience head down to the Original Palace Barber Shop on Mission and 2nd.
Men in this line: STOB BEING HERBS. It’s not a good look.
I (heart) Willy’s Barbershop.
Actually the haircuts are $40.
Okay. Let’s make them $55 with a tip. Still terrible.
You over tip.
LOL did you really just try to sound cool using ‘herb’ in 2013?
Yupster morons. But at least they’re not clogging up Willy’s.
Bald FTW!
I am surprised to see no unnecessarily cuffed jeans in that photo. A first.
They need to line up to get into the gym. Gospel
only dorks line up for haircuts
i just like good ass haircuts. do you cut hair? no? cool, keep being a moist bitch about this shit then. they got white bitches holding the spot down, your spot got abuela holding the spot down. fuck imma down with tamales and sopes? imma see what you poppin’ when I see you at the burrito shop you herb ass goon.
What the hell are you talking about, kid?
I can’t tell if you’re mad at people who talk shit, people who line up, tamales, or racist against mexicans
ALL OF THESE THINGS
The happy ending accounts for most of the cost.
If you don’t like the line just don’t wait in it. It’s pretty simple. If you like your barber keep going to that barber. You don’t have to put your shit on blast on a blog to make it seem like you’re more “Mission” or more “San Francisco” than anyone else.
you’re gay
“you’re gay” – WTF! ¡So pendejo! “you’re gay” That’s playground talk.
can’t tell if you are homophobic, still in elementary school or just dumb.
Thanks for that option, but upon reflection… No, we’re gonna keep mocking you.
i, i think you hurt the troll’s feelings, and made him reflect.
Really? What makes you think Tenara is stopping to reflect on anything? They have posted any sort of follow-up, so I can only assume they are firmly rooted in their foolishness. Which is just fine by me. Again: More to laugh at.
jesus christ you are bad at inference
We laff at you, not with you, Dktr.
Elvin: I’m fine with that. I laugh at you, you laugh at me; everybody wins!
How humiliating must it be to have your picture taken and posted on the internet while waiting in line for a $40 haircut?
While I do prefer places like Willy’s or Lee Hong, I do think people shitting on some nerds waiting in line for a trim is way more pathetic than the targets themselves. When you’re out of 4th period, toss them into a locker…
No, waiting in line for a $40 haircut is worse.
This barber shop attracts the Mission male equivalent of a Stepford wife. Default humans deserve to be mocked whenever possible.
Hear, hear.
I know, right? What kind of feeb waits in line for a pretentious, overpriced hair cut? What a bunch of losers.
You know what? I can already tell that I don’t like you, and I’m probably not going to like you no matter how many pull-ups or push-ups you do. If anybody wants to pick on anybody in class, aim for him because I ain’t watching.
You define ‘Bore’
Ok.
You know what my favorite part of getting my haircut at FSC is? The fact that I have a wife and get to sleep in a big-boy bed.
I have a wife and a big-boy/girl pillow top bed, should I get my haircut from FSC so I can join the big-bro on the down-low club?
My wife prefers that I don’t engage in faux-masculinity. Who shares the bed while you’re in line?
HA HA! Burn. I give you props for that comment.
These kidz on the futonz wake up with the skankz from the hipster barz on the regz.
zzz…
The subject aside, I think this is a pretty nice photo.
It’s hilarious to see yupsters come out of the woodwork to try to defend FSC. It reminds me of when the army of douchebags suddenly appeared to defend the rapevan guy.
I think it’s more that the people defending FSC aren’t defending FSC itself, but rather the ability to (1) get your hair cut wherever the hell you want and/or (2) open a business to provide whatever service people are willing to pay you for. I don’t wait in lines to get a haircut. Some people choose to, and I can’t see why that’s a reason to get all up in arms about it.
It’s someone’s own prerogative, such as it is yours to be the fucking Dane Cook of the Internet.
Who say anything about getting up in arms? I think you’ve mistaken open mockery for anger.
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We’re putting The Tongue on the map. That triangular sliver south of The Mission; the edgier, old school hipster’s domain deserves an appendix devoted to the seven square blocks that epitomize just about all that’s best about this city.
Such is life.
it’s spelled j-e-a-l-o-u-s-y
Do people really get jealous of my ability to laugh at the foibles of life? That seems surprising. I mean, obviously some people might not appreciate the same humor that I do, but I wouldn’t necessarily qualify that as them being jealous of me. I think you’re probably on the wrong track with this one.
After buzzing my hair with a pair of clippers for the past 15 years, I decided it was time for a real haircut. I went here on two occasions because its a couple blocks away from my house. It was fine. I felt a little stupid waiting outside before they opened. I hope no one took a photo of me.
I also felt stupid trying to describe what i wanted may hair to look like…um, shortish here, longer here. I don’t know. What options do I really have? I’m a man. Just make me not look like an ape, please.
I did like the hot towel and straight razor. I’m in dire need of haircut at the moment, but I’m going to go a step further than the purists who are recommending these local “real” barbers and head over to supercuts, or the like.
Man keep that yelp shit to yourself. We’re making fun of people over here. Nobody cares about your real opinion about your experience.
If I’m not mistaken this outfit is from NY – that’d be my main reason for not getting a haircut here and that they are changing the dynamic of the mission to something I’m not sure i like. Plenty of small local shops in the neighborhood for me.
i don’t get my hair cut here, but seriously who gives a shit where you got your hair cut? i can’t really relate to the ire or jealousy, i didn’t realize dude-bros could be such a bunch of catty Valley girls. OMG did you hear where Becky bought her shoes?!
Sounds like you’re making the same mistake as C.R.E.A.M. above. Confusing (or conflating, possibly?) mockery with anger (and/or jealousy, I guess? Although why anyone would conceivably be jealous of someone that is getting ripped off doesn’t make much sense.)
Oh, what do I know? I know that one of us had their own personal stylist and one of us shoplifts their shit from Fashion Bug. That’s what I know.
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Sorry guys but F.S.C. is WAY overrated! I just went there for a hair cut; requested the best male barber they had. The service was just “ok” and the hair cut was nothing special and he didn’t event clean my neck up with a straight razor. I’m from LA and the place to go is Baxter Finley!!!! Hands down the best upscale traditional barber shop I have ever found. Trust I work in the fashion industry and I’m super picky:)
I love being bald…
Just because you can’t afford a $40 haircut doesn’t mean you have to hate.
its a 40 gotdamn haircut.
your girlfriend gets 200 haircuts
deal with it sucka.
I think you could equate the type of person who pays $40 for a male haircut at this barber shop to the type of person who buys $27 Strokes records from Urban Outfitters. Bad taste coupled with no baseline for appropriate pricing.
No one is jealous, bros. It’s just sad that adult males in their 30s are so susceptible to silly fads like this. In a few years, you’ll all be getting your hair cut by animal groomers because that will be the next big thing.
But at least I’m not seeing as many dumb mustaches as I used to…
Another business that caters to the whims and whimseys of the new elite. It costs a lot of money to look so depression-era chic. Enjoy your empty clone illusion.
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