A little birdie tipped us off that changes were afoot at Bruno’s (#yearofpaul), so we followed up. Acclaimed KronnerBurger barkeep Gabriel Lowe confirms the news thusly:
I’m unveiling a cocktail menu in the pussycat lounge (private room upstairs at Bruno’s) this Friday night. There may be a password. There may or may not be girls doing acrobatic (not stripping) pole performances dressed up like kittens. Kittens are hard to book short notice.
Awesome! Thanks, KronnerBurger for progressively giving us more and more reasons to venture further and further into the belly of Bruno’s.
[Both photos by Matthew Davis]
, so we followed up. Acclaimed KronnerBurger barkeep Gabriel Lowe confirms the news thusly: I’m unveiling a cocktail menu in the pussycat lounge (private room upstairs at Bruno’s) this Friday night. There may be a password. There may or may not be girls doing acrobatic […]</p>
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People say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That’s not true. I love women. Every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don’t ask me to trust ‘em. Not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can’t fill.
It is as douchey as Bruno’s? Signs point to yes.
I love Brunos.
Seriously? Have you been there any time in the past few years? I used to really like it in the late-90s/early-aughts, but nowadays it is stocked to the ceiling with Marina Douchebags.
What was it like in the late 90s?
Marina douch bags? There are Latinos and Asians in the Marina?
Bruno’s is mostly San Jose crowd + some chill people. I don’t know where you get the Marina douchebag thing. Have you been here?
SAN JOSE CROWD IS SLANG FOR MARINA DOUCHEBAG. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Bruno’s is full of Marina D-bags like Skylark is Marina D-bags….not really. Still D-bags, but not that variety. That’s what I saw.
Ahh… Maybe I am conflating my douchebags and assuming they all come from the Marina.
WOW. NEVER KNEW THAT MISSION MISSION WOULD ACTUALLY JUMP THE SHARK.
KronnerBurger will do that to ya
lets go and get us some pussy pussy bro bro.
“JUMP THE SHARK” JUMPED THE SHARK TEN YEARS AGO.
Mission Mission has become a Google ad. Every sign of vegetation has disappeared – leaving behind just roaring columns of super-heated smoke and ash. I guess it has allowed it’s manufacturers to enjoy a little bit of what the Michigan People have 10000x.
Hard to believe Bruno’s used to be cool.
WHEN CLUB FOOT ORCHESTRA PLAYED ENNIO MORRICONE THERE, THAT WAS COOL.
PROUD TO HAVE SPAWNED THIS CHILD.