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What does Monster Truck Bike eat for breakfast?

Posted Feb 20, 2013 at 3:49 pm by
Categories: Cycling

Corntard knows:

MONSTER TRUCK BIKE EATS MUNI RAILS FOR BREAKFAST

Aha! [link]

27 comments

27 Responses to “What does Monster Truck Bike eat for breakfast?”

  1. biKE Nerd says:
    February 20, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    They eat snow, sand and swamp – pretty unnecessary as far as I’m concerned, but they look fun to ride

    Vid of this bike cruising through Florida ponds – 1:20 mark
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rUaWj6Xk70

  2. Abolish the use of "Meh" in the USA says:
    February 20, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    It’s a Fat Bike…it’a a scene, they go where Fixies can’t go:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXcRfhcScKQ

  3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:
    February 20, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    Seems like almost as much of a silly affectation as fixies are.

    • Greg says:
      February 20, 2013 at 7:52 pm

      Ha Ha your all butt hurt.

      • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:
        February 20, 2013 at 8:18 pm

        Heh, you seem to have confused my enduring sense of amusement at the ridiculousness of people who insist on affecting to ride fixies with some sort of anger/offense on my part. On the contrary, every time I am able to laugh at one of them it brightens my day a little. Yay!

        • Neighbor says:
          February 21, 2013 at 9:40 am

          I don’t always agree with HDPDV, but when I do… it is about this.

        • Siempre Bike Hurt says:
          February 21, 2013 at 12:54 pm

          Did a bike hurt your feelings when you were a child? Perhaps you did not have, or learn to ride, a bike?
          Either way, you useless comments here about various kinds of bikes are the singlemost pathetic aspect of your already flimsy internet ‘persona’, Dok.

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:
            February 21, 2013 at 12:57 pm

            Aww, you must ride a fixie. It’s ok, sparky, just remind yourself that your goofy affectation is making people laugh.

          • Siempre Bike Hurt says:
            February 21, 2013 at 2:17 pm

            I’d never ride a fixie…bikes aren’t my raison d’etre. I ride mainly off-road. What kind of bike is OK by you?

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:
            February 21, 2013 at 3:39 pm

            Me? I’m not picky at all. Pretty much any real bike.

          • Doktor General Kuster says:
            February 21, 2013 at 9:37 pm

            Try to define ‘real bike’ and find yourself in a box canyon, Herr Custer. With shit in your pants. Without any honor, dignity, or valor. No bike type should be derided by the likes of you. pun intended.

            Apologies to D. Boon RIP.

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:
            February 21, 2013 at 10:40 pm

            …and, yet, they are derided by me. Funny how things work.

          • commentariatsays says:
            February 22, 2013 at 10:02 am

            MAKING FUN OF FIXIES IS LIKE RIDING A FIXIE. SOME PEOPLE LOVE IT AND OTHERS THINK IT IS DUMB.

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:
            February 22, 2013 at 10:56 am

            See? Commentariat knows what time it is.

            sorry, I mean KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS.

          • commentariatsays says:
            February 22, 2013 at 2:12 pm

            IT’S OK, CAPS ARE UP TO THE INDIVIDUAL USER ON THE INTERNET

        • You-You-You... says:
          February 21, 2013 at 1:22 pm

          I don’t get yr irony.

  4. Bob Dole says:
    February 20, 2013 at 9:46 pm

    Is this the redneck equivalent to driving a lifted truck but instead for bicycles?

  5. Box Dog Bikes says:
    February 21, 2013 at 9:03 am

    It’s a Surly Moonlander that we have in the shop on demo. Fat Bikes are not the most practical thing for city living but they are REALLY fun. Feel free to stop by the shop and take it out for a test ride. We usually drag it out on our Wed. morning rides too. Next ride is this coming Wed. leaving the shop at 9:15am.

  6. Alabama St. says:
    February 21, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    It eats fast food & lounges around the bike rack because it’s too fat to ride up those San Francisco Hills.