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No neighborhood is safe

Posted Feb 20, 2013 at 1:50 pm by
Categories: Crime

Not to be alarmist or anything, but:

10 comments

10 Responses to “No neighborhood is safe”

  1. Dude! says:
    February 20, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    Crime knows no boundaries. Only elitist blogs.

  2. commentariatsays says:
    February 20, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN THE MARINA WHEN THE DOG BEING WALKED ISN’T BIG ENOUGH TO SCARE OFF THE ATTACKERS.

  3. Croko says:
    February 20, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    The Marina is one of the most dangerous areas in the city. It’s not even in the city. It’s in LA. I come close to death every time I have to cross it…

  4. Bob Dole says:
    February 20, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    Probably some ragged bum hanging outside of Safeway. Not like there are Nortenos cruising up and down the green.

  5. Clarification please says:
    February 20, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    Which Marina? The one by the Golden Gate Bridge or the one south of 16th and Valencia?

    Thanks!

  6. stiiv says:
    February 21, 2013 at 9:56 am

    Is this what’s sending bros into the Mission?

    I’m seeing way too many bros around lately, is what I’m saying.

    • commentariatsays says:
      February 21, 2013 at 11:13 am

      COMMENTARIAT ASKS WHAT ROCK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS TO MISS THIS DEVELOPMENT?

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:
      February 21, 2013 at 2:00 pm

      No, no. If they come from the Marina they are very explicitly “Marina Douchebags”, a specific subset of the “bro” archetype.