This is a smiling turd. Because how could your loved one not think of a turd when he or she is presented with this.
A headstone with a sweet message. Nothing says I love you like presenting someone with a nice little grave that reads “My love for you is here to stay”.
This is [sic].
Ahh, Walgreens. At the corner of Love & Happiness.
Also, “love hug”??
When are they putting out the Butterfinger dildos?
At least they used the correct form of “you’re”…
Oh, wait… unless they’re trying to say that the presenter of the gift is the “lil devil” and the presentee is now in possession of… oh, fuck it. I’ll just go back to work…
I’m confused too, did they mean to say “your lil devil” or is there an “a” in there I’m not seeing.
There is no “a” there.
Just wait until some genius thinks of combining that gravestone with a Walgreen’s cheesy Halloween zombie novelty.
That turd doesn’t look like he’s smiling to me. He looks like he just shat himself.
That is my contribution to the world for today.
I know Walgreens isn’t CVS, but this still seems accurate.
These are not bad gifts. I think they are unique. I like the “Smiling Turd”. When I saw this, I fell out of my chair.
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We Out Here says:
January 10, 2013 at 6:02 am
All these google niggas gett’n Raped.
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