Late last night, completely inexplicably, a reader identifying himself as Some Guy in North Dakota left a message on our Contact Us page.
I have been reading your website all evening. I didn’t know I could connect to websites on other friggin’ planets.
Being from North Dakota, all I can say is “Wow”. Maybe I should include “Whew!” WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE???
There are about as many people in this entire state as there are in SF. The few that dress/act/talk/think like you folk get put in our State Mental Hospital.
I am stunned. Amazed. (mostly stunned).
Is there something they put in the water there? What’s the deal?
I just do NOT get it. [link]
Me neither! But thanks for reading!
This made my afternoon.
I love it that he read the website ALL night! Must have been a big break from his life in ND.
haahahah
He’s lucky his sheep aren’t tattle-tales.
I first saw “Pulp Fiction” in North Dakota.
North Dakota: Canada’s subtropic region.
Geesh, I wouldn’t have thought my questions would have garnered so many comments. Uffda!
(Not many sheep here, En-Chu. Didn’t you see ‘Brokeback Mountian’? The sheep lovers are mostly all those faggy Cowboys in Montana. Those big belt buckles they wear? – Monuments to a dead dick)
As far as the movie Fargo, well… it is pretty accurate. Everyone DOES talk like that here. I used some spare time and the french soundtrack on Fargo to teach myself ‘The Tongue of Love’ with a North Dakotan accent.
[This short little clip should explain this place better than I could ever hope to:]
And all this time I thought the movie Fargo took place in Minnesota…
Fargo, ND and Morehead, MN are basically a single town divided by a state line. There is a Fuddrucker’s there.
That video is amazing, i can’t figure out when it was shot, any idea?
LOL to “Cowboy” with a capital letter. Don’t be sad, North Dakota, it gets better. Come out and come home to SF.
I was poking around this site a bit more, and read that you are having a little party there today.
“IN THE MISSION:
Witness the battle of the blends as SF’s baristas and BBQ purveyors throw down in this block party battle royale + Biergarten.
What To Expect:
•Servings of 4 rib dishes and 4 signature sides, plus a vote to determine whose ribs reign supreme
•1 beer or wine in Coffee Bar’s pop-up Biergarten
•Spectator access to Coffee Bar’s barista competition
•Games of sidewalk corn-hole”
Could someone please take an post a few pics of that little get-together for me?
People around here just are NOT going to believe me when I tell them that you folks in the Mission District actually corn-hole each other right there, out in the open, right on the sidewalks.
I love being corn-holed as long as the corn is organic and locally sourced.
You’re obsessed. Just come out of the closet already! Obviously you can’t think of anything else.
Kidding aside, WTF is “sidewalk corn-hole”? Is that the one where you throw the bean bags through a hole in a wooden board?
Mission Mission is getting trolled so hard.
yup
Exactly. There is no way this guy is legit. Everyone know the internet is illegal in North Dakota!
The primary colors in North Dakota are Red, Blue, and Camoflage.
that’s not trollin. I’m highly entertained. then again, I am high.
There are only 19 people in north dakota, and they all shun this guy