Now that word’s all over (internet) town that Woody Allen is filming his new movie here in SF and even specifically in the Mission at times, and we’ve even argued over which one of us may actually be Woody Allen, some are beginning to wonder, what does Woody in the Mission sound like?
“Ping pong is so tiring, all the running around the table, I want a calmer sport, like getting home from Dear Mom with my wallet still in my pants.” – Woody Allan Hough.
 town that Woody Allen is filming his new movie here in SF and even specifically in the Mission at times, and we’ve even argued over which one of us may actually be Woody Allen, some are beginning to wonder, what does Woody in the Mission sound like? “Ping pong […]</p>
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This place, these people, I don’t know what they’re doing — walking around with pocket calculators! Sometimes they hold them up to their heads! Are they getting binary messages from advanced civilizations on other planets?
You know what an advanced civilization would say to us? “Just keep doing that — it’ll all be over soon.”
“Tartine? I don’t get it. The last time I saw a line that long for buns, I was in the red light district.”
“Phone Booth! Wish they had a phone with SF General on speed dial, it’s like a Philip Morris holiday party in here.”
“There’s only one thing about Dolores Park I’m not allergic to, and let me give you a hint, it’s not the tennis courts.”
“You didn’t invent Peter Pan syndrome, you just gave it tighter pants and more facial hair.”
I don’t know — I think this Kat-person has something! Ver vaist?