Hot new look for summer: Midwest pride

Also, check out that awesome Bart in the background.

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35 Responses to “Hot new look for summer: Midwest pride”

  1. Haz Been says:

    Stay as long as you like! Thanks for coming! – The Management

    • Haz Been says:

      Pretty sure my comment was “Go home. Thanks. – The Management.”

      Didn’t know MM was censoring comments now. Assholes.

      • Allan Hough says:

        Not true! That’s exactly what you wrote! Maybe you have split personality disorder? Anyway, the main thing is you’re the asshole.

        • Art says:

          You can both be assholes.

        • Haz Been says:

          Allan,

          Love you!

        • Haz Been says:

          O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
          The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
          The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
          While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
          But O heart! heart! heart!
          O the bleeding drops of red,
          Where on the deck my Captain lies,
          Fallen cold and dead.

          O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
          Rise up–for you the flag is flung–for you the bugle trills; 10
          For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths–for you the shores a-crowding;
          For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
          Here Captain! dear father!
          This arm beneath your head;
          It is some dream that on the deck,
          You’ve fallen cold and dead.

          My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
          My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
          The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
          From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won; 20
          Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
          But I, with mournful tread,
          Walk the deck my Captain lies,
          Fallen cold and dead.

  2. I’m all for Midwest pride, but “No Coast?” I believe Michigan has the longest coastline of any state save for Alaska.

  3. chalkman says:

    maybe that’s North Coast

  4. ayalanex says:

    I see big ol’Lake Superior up there on the right corner, maybe there’s no hip hop artists rapping about their respective coasts up there in Michigan,Wisconsin and Minesota…

  5. Duluth, MN is supposed to have killer surf in February.

  6. wizzer says:

    Looks like they just got let out of the home.

    You know, that kind of “home”.

  7. SFNative says:

    I run into this a lot. Transplants bursting with pride for whatever podunk town they came from.

    Trouble is, they never seem to leave soon enough to return home.

    • Haz Been says:

      -1

    • Allan Hough says:

      Yeah, I’m with Haz Been. Don’t you think it shows more character to leave your home and try something new than to just stay in one place for your whole life?

      • Haz Been says:

        Totes!

      • daggers says:

        Who said anything about staying in one place? Just stay out of California.

      • Ryan says:

        What about just avoiding silly localism and regionalism in the first place? I bet people in SF and Portland and NYC and Chicago and Atlanta and Denver and SLC and Detroit and LA and Seattle and OKC and Minnesota and Philly and Boston and Austin and DC and NOLA and Asheville and Miami and wherever else all have pretty similar radness in their lives…

    • Kiarki says:

      Native eh? Why don’t you go back to tonzak ville … WE are the natives, fella!

  8. Haz Been says:

    Wanna meet up for a drink, Alan? We could talk about how much we agree on things!

  9. YEEEEHAW Representin Ohio, my podunk town!

  10. fremontfred says:

    As long as I can wear my “California Uber Alles” shirt when I go visit my transplant wife’s family in Minnesota, I have no problem with this.