Does anybody want to come up with a depiction of the Egyptian God of Bicycles?
Update: Tina P sends us an image of Bike Ra. Rad, Tina! I’m thinking the ankh is some kind of ancient U-Lock.
Allan Hough (7858)
Brittany Janis & Katie Cruz (104)
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I am a cowboy in the boat of Ra,
sidewinders in the saloons of fools
bit my forehead like O
the untrustworthiness of Egyptologists
who do not know their trips. Who was that
dog-faced man? they asked, the day I rode
from town.
I am a cowboy in the boat of Ra. I bedded
down with Isis, Lady of the Boogaloo, dove
deep down in her horny, stuck up her Wells-Far-ago
in daring midday getaway. ‘Start grabbing the
blue,’ I said from top of my double crown.
I am a hipster on the bike of Ra,
wayfarers in the salons of tools
the untrustworthiness of Sport Enthusiasts
who do not know their Tripps. Who was that
blog-faced man? they asked the day I moved
from town.
I am a hipster on the bike of Ra. I bedded
down with Isis, Lady of Boogaloo’s, dove
deep down in her horny, stuck it to Wells Fargo
in daring midday occupy.
Are you also a renter?
Are you sure it is not Sun Ra?
Get up
Put up
Open your eyes
Let the black blooded vein
Come to your brain
Angels round here don’t sing
They have a curse upon me
The shame
The lovers
The tricks
The blessings
The rebound
The future
Is used
It feels like you used it up
I look at you
I pity you
I dream of you
What are you?
Drop a name
Leave it there
Bruise a heart
Leave it there
Pay the entrance
Leave it there
Get some style
Cut your hair
Shouldn’t be this
Shouldn’t be that
Take the heat
Take a free kick, man
Try to get a grip on these times
cause the harder that i chase
The harder you’re running
You don’t have to be
Impatient for something that ain’t come
The picture is great! Someone will have that tattooed on them soon, I predict.
Bad drawing: tires are not round; not enuf spokes; perspective is off; bike seat appears to be up his ass; stupid bird head outfit.
Dang, someone sure sounds like they have a bike seat stuck up their ass.
“not enuf spokes” really dude? You sure you should be critiquing…. anything?
Listen I ride a bike, and I also draw them. I know what I’m talking about.
ok?
Keep on trollin in the free world
And wtf are you doing here Billyboy?
Bad comment: not enough letters; grammar is off; use of punctuation spotty; unclear on concept of full sentences.
I abbreviate. I get the point across. I have an expensive bike too.
Shut up.
cool drawing, thx for sharing
xxom
Nice to see you back here!
yeah, what ariel said! we missed ya!
id like that on a shirt. printttt it.
posture is good, spokes irrelevant