What would it be like if the Transbay Tube was transparent?

Our pal Kiran was just wondering:

whenever i go through the bay on BART i wish they would’ve made the tunnel transparent so we could see all the the cool underwater shit going on under there. i imagine it to be filled with tons of interesting little sea critters & the water to be all pretty & blue….but then i think about about & realistically, it probably would be the total opposite & filled with dead things & all green & murky & stuff i really don’t wanna see. so then i say ok & stare back at my ipod & continue avoiding awkward eye contact with all the people around me. [link]

It’d be trippy though, I bet.

[Photo by Bruce Mozart via Betsey J]

15 Responses to “What would it be like if the Transbay Tube was transparent?”

  1. D. Jon Moutarde says:

    Either way, too cool for words.

  2. MrEricSir says:

    If it’s too boring, we could decorate the underside of the bay with Little Mermaid statues.

  3. Haggie says:

    It would be covered in silt from the Sacramento River run-off within weeks of opening. Sorry to be a fun-hater.

  4. scum says:

    When the tube opened in 73 I thought it would clear. I was duped.

  5. Joe says:

    The reality is that the transbay tunnel is UNDERGROUND AND UNDERWATER. As in, under the water, then further under the bottom of the ocean, tunneled into the depths of the earth. Physical ground. My girl is a station agent, yet I JUST found this out 2 days ago when I stopped by to eat the rest of her lunch from Specialties. Nom nom some kind of egg sandwich. Not sure how the subject came up. Oh wait, it was tourists wanting to take the ride ‘under the ocean’. Sarah told me then.

  6. Brillo says:

    The bay is full of mud. Visibility is less than 5 feet. That’s why you never see scuba tours on the bay.

    • The Man says:

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