Last year’s hipster to-do list was one of our most popular posts ever, so finding a good sequel has been high on our to-do list ever since. This one might be a winner:
I mean, it’s strong right off the bat with the ukelele thing, and the gym thing and “motorcycle ok” are just killer, but it’s the SXSW 
that really just slays me.
This is not from a hipster. Asking for money from parents is not on the list. There also appears to be a job of some sort.
+1
also into bdsm.
beth would make a really good looking pilot
DUDES NOT DUDS 2012
only because shes not fucking with ME.
I’m about DND2012!!!!
CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
LOS LOS LOS LOS
Does the hipster meme still mean anything in mid-2012? We might need to come up with new stereotypes.
I’m a little bored with our tired stereotypes, too.
Now that it’s totally mainstream, missmiss has to cash in.
Yes please!
And can we just accept that one of the prime traits of all hipsters is that they complain about hipsters?
Wait, no PBR or white belts or (insert 12-to-24 other cliches that internet people say about hipsters).
unfortunately, those cliches are not just cliches. there is a real and frightening belief among hipsters that pbr tastes good (and not like piss, which is the truth). it’s not just internet, either. i hear people talking up pbr on a daily basis. hipsters or not, there is a large segment of the population that drinks pbr.
Meh, not everybody likes the same shit. Deal with it.
there’s a frightening number of retards who think taste isn’t subjective.
This list sucks. So did the person who wrote it. At least last year’s was funny.
I liked another list, you probably never heard of it.
Wait…let me try again.
I liked last year’s list better!
this person is my clone. weird. except i know how to drive. so i’m winning…right?!
#20 – Work on my penmanship so I don’t write like an 8 year old anymore.
Is the Dom in the Sunset a cute dood or a dud? Cause, you know, that could be a two birds, one stone kinda thing. And if she writes him an email to set up a date then we’re talking about a trifecta. (Not to mention: riding motorcycle up over Portola and down onto Taraval is quite a scenic trip. Oh my god, four down now.)
Ah, hipsters making fun of hipsters. I love the smell of irony in the morning.
You forgot “on a hipster blog”.
I am bored of irony.
I liked it more when I thought it said “outrun this innocence.”
• Avoid every opportunity to see ” On the Road” in the theatre. Even though, I’ll probably get drunk on PBR and end up watching it.
So has anyone put their “DUDES NOT DUDS” t-shirt design up on Cafe Press yet?
I love how visiting a friend in the Sunset is so insane it needs its own line on a new year’s resolution. It’s soooooo far away, and there are sooooooo many garages…
This person can’t spell and since most hipsters have ivy league degrees and don’t rent…she’s not in.