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Hijacking the Scientology float

Posted May 27, 2012 at 2:32 pm by
Categories: News

So there was a Scientology float in the Carnaval parade:

And then this happened:

Carnaval rules!

[via Meesha]

16 comments

16 Responses to “Hijacking the Scientology float”

  1. D. Jon Moutarde says:
    May 27, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    …and then WHAT happened?

  2. Lindsey says:
    May 27, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    YES, LOS, YES!

  3. MrEricSir says:
    May 27, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    For a cult that has a fixation on word definitions, what the hell were they thinking with “Ignite your potential”?

    Wouldn’t that imply you were destroying your potential? I mean, I guess that’s pretty accurate in this case, but still.

    • Some Internet Person says:
      May 28, 2012 at 10:07 pm

      “Ignite your Potential” translates loosely into “Burn your future”.

  4. moderniste says:
    May 27, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    Kinda like photo bombing; is he float bombing???

    I’m surprised that the two eminently creepy-looking float dudes with sunglasses didn’t flank him and and gently but forcefully lead him towards the trapdoor to the hidden underfloat chamber with the “special” e-meter.

    Seriously, there is something very eery/frightening about those two guys on the float.

  5. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:
    May 28, 2012 at 10:36 am

    I’m happy to see anything that inconveniences or publically ridicules that fucking crazy-ass cult.

  6. really, tho says:
    May 29, 2012 at 9:17 am

    yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

  7. meeeeee says:
    May 29, 2012 at 9:23 am

    That was the last float of the parade. What a lame way to end it. Everyone was like WTF?! Then some guy threw a candy or something on the float and the creepy sunglassed float dude kicked it off.

    • D. Jon Moutarde says:
      May 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm

      Probably the closest thing to an answer to my question, if true. Thank you.

      I actually wanted to know what the non-scientology dude with a skateboard did BESIDES leaping on the float. Clearly, he had SOMETHING in mind.

      • lurkskatesf says:
        May 29, 2012 at 2:06 pm

        didn’t really think a scientology float belonged at carnaval, especially not as the last float. the dude kicked me off & i flipped him off too. why not.
        fuck scientology, fuck religion, fuck my lungs, fuck my liver, fuck my life.

  8. Jo El says:
    May 29, 2012 at 9:55 am

    Aren’t those the infamous “heaven’s gate” Nikes?

  9. marcos says:
    May 29, 2012 at 11:04 am

    Looks like the Sea Org to me.