I think these guys are gonna start losing hearts and minds. Changing Tartine to “Fartine” was pretty funny, but using “dyke” is another story, obvs. Maybe we should all stop blogging about them?
SFist has more here, including an exhaustive list of all the other fake ads, many not related to the Mission.
Should have gone with BI-WHITE or BI-REICH or BI-RIGHTEOUS or HI-PRICE.
These guys need an editor.
Ha!
Concur!
what is a four letter, one syllable synonym for trust fund baby? that would have been funny!
BI-WHITE was assuredly the best option here and these guys went for entry-level slur-play
i’m starting to get the feeling that these ads are the work of literal teenagers
whoops that was supposed to be a reply to ‘sweet t’ above, i am sorry! and i am not trying to steal a joke!
Rich kids making fun of rich kids. It’s not even out of guilt anymore. Fuckers are just getting lazy.
I’ve seen to these two guys on the Mini 10…
Plastering there funny business…
There 2 fake hipser Marina looking 29year olds – one bearded & dresses like an LA Gay Bear….The other well like I said….Straight White & Terriffic.
Muni
their (ownership)
They’re (They are)
hipster
Terrific
many commas needed
unnecessary capitalization
Maybe it’s meant to read like an E.E. Cummings poem.
It’s kinda like T.S. Eliot before Ezra Pound got up in there.
Whoever, did, this, could, learn, how, to, use, a, comma, more, effectively.
Just sayin’… Bi-Rite has been around for longer than these punks have been… they might want to re-think this one…
I call it Up-Tight, like the people that shop there.
I’m sort of loving how these “culture jammer” dudes have such an inane and low-brow sense of humor. Like, posting not one but *two* arguably homophobic fake ads? In SF? It’s so amazingly tone-deaf that it almost feels like a meta-joke that’s intended to mock the authors. It’s like Sarah Silverman is actually writing the ad copy, or something.
they probably just want to RUIN SHIT and PISS YOU OFF. looks like it’s working
In this way, they are similar to missmiss
they got your eyes open so what are you talkin bout it for?!?
cuz they name in they mouf.