Relatively new pie pusher Mission Pizza has finally published their menu and boy the choices are overwhelming! Three types of Mission themed pies plus a Mexican Mariachi to boot. Somehow though they’ve amazingly been able to procure all toppings at the same cost. No matter your slice, you pay the same price! The only variable in price seems to be pie size. Any theories as to this egalitarian pricing scheme?
I’m guessing they are operating on a “Menu Matrix” system wherein the larger profit margin from the popular but cheaper (to produce) items pays for the items that are more expensive to produce. If you plot #pizzas of any type sold on the x axis, then profit margin on the y axis… etc.
(http://www.dineinsupport.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2:the-menu-matrix&catid=3&Itemid=103)
and that profit margin falls to vegetarians. no thanks.
err- at least in this case. not disputing anything you said! >:]
Do you wax financially on dates as well?
Dear HotwireMY,
I’m not quite sure how you equated answering a financial question on a blog to how I would talk on a date. It almost comes off as if you were just seizing the opportunity to comment on how un-sexy it is for women to talk about smart-people things. Since that was such a boner-killer for you, please tell us: what things do you like women to talk about on dates?
Heather
Dear Heather,
I am really quite sorry that you took offense to that comment. It may be hard to believe, but I intended to make impress the complete opposite sentiment. I think it’s sexy for either male or female to talk about smart people things. From your reaction, I’m guessing that there is some insecurity about how your intelligence is perceived; so much so that you presumed my comment was implicit of a misogynist agenda.
But, perhaps I’m conjecturing about your position via my own insecure projections. Suffice it to say, I was impressed by your initial comment. Good day.
HOTT!! i hope ya’ll go on a date!
That’s some righteous Boston Consulting-esque MBA stuff. Dogs, cash cows, problem children, and stars oh my.
I wonder if they deliver to Pacific Heights.
+1
“Mexican mariachi” seems redundant, considering mariachi comes from one part of Mexico.
I’ve been considering started a German Mariachi band since last Thursday. It would be just like a regular Mariachi band, except we’d go around to German restaurants and bars and play polka music.
I believe you have a winner here.
Is this place any good? It’s so close to Arinell’s, aka the perfect (for sf) slice.
The Capp Street Cunt Large
Pubes, ejaculate, spattering of blood, $17.95
and blistered crust
Why no coverage of what we all should know (but some continue to deny) – http://sf.curbed.com/archives/2012/05/14/the_bad_news_as_suspected_rental_rates_have_increased_dramatically_over_the_past_year.php
Local (read mission) businesses need to get a little more creative in naming there businesses.
Mission Pie
Mission Bowl
Local: Mission Eatery
Mission Minis
Mission Liquors
Sub-Mission Theatre
Mission Statement
Mission industrial linen service
Mission the point
MissonMission.
Mission Frisson.
Mission Chinese Food!
Mission Workshop
I dunno, I like “Mission Pie” because I like to pronounce it like a command. “Mission: PIE!”
Mission Pizza is right on the hardest block left on Mission…totally not gonna fly with the Yups and not geared toward them anyway. Good luck – it’s someone’s dream….hope they realize it.
Not gonna fly with anyone, especially not with anarcho-punks who are only comfortable with busting up businesses on fucking Valencia, dope. The west side of that block is a complete write-off until the cops stop writing it off, or until armed vigilantes move in. HA-fucking-HA!
I used to drink there when it was Welcome.
I used to order take-out there, but it had another “l” in its name. Don’t even bother.
You are correct sir. Noman cooked up some good food.
Well alright then.
It makes me pretty happy when I can somehow make vegetarians pay for my meat so I am pretty pumped.
Bonus!
fuck white people
I do.