It is now warm enough to enjoy ice cream. Sweet. What has two thumbs and loves Bi-Rite Creamery’s chocolate coconut vegan ice cream? THIS GUY.
Most ice cream places provide a vegan option in the form of a fruit sorbet, and those are great, but they do not really ring your ice cream chimes. This one does, and you can get it on a vegan cone.
Bi-Rite also currently has a Morrissey-themed vegan sundae combining aforementioned ice cream, blueberry compote, and crushed Newman O’s. Has anyone tried it? I didn’t find it as compelling as a good old fashioned scoop on a cone, but if I’m missing out, let me know!
Pink eye or last night’s makeup?
You make fun because you know the sexuality she’s presenting is completely inaccessible to you. It’s kind of like slut shaming. “Cover the fuck up, ugly!”
+1
? …That’s just my face.
Your lower eyelids look a little pink on my phone, that is all. No fun making here.
that was a fast mea culpa after getting pwned
You are a busy little man this morning.
He wants to fuck you, dearie. He just doesn’t have the emotional maturity or, most likely, the physical attractiveness to be able to even approach you. Hence the left field criticism that he calls “just an observation”. It makes him feel better than he can’t have you. Ignore him.
I have a fiance that I am quite in love with dumbass, so you can get off my nuts anytime.
So, is it safe to say that her ice cream cone didn’t bring you to the yard?
still unemployed.
We can claim to be anything on the internet. Isn’t that grand?
I bet you’re a meat-eater…
scum, not caroline, that is.
The chocolate coconut vegan ice cream is MY FAVORITE BI RITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR and I’m not even a vegan.
This doesn’t speak well of their real ice cream. Or possibly of your taste in ice cream.
Or, it speaks REALLY WELL of the chocolate coconut ice cream
girls and ice cream, can’t say no.
LOVE your screen name: JT Snowball…..priceless! *sigh*
You know you want me…
Huuulloooo, not when Bi-Rite’s vegan chocolate is dank as fuq
(in response to Dairy obvz)
Keep telling yourself that while every cell in your body yearns for my superior, creamy deliciousness.
Bi rite is amazing, of course, but I also recently discovered a vegan ice cream by Scream at a stand at the Ferry Building. They had a peanut butter/vanilla flavor that is seriously delicious. Check it out!
FUCK YOU! I’M THE BEST!!!!
wait are we all talking about a chocolate penis? makes me scream.
Conspicuous consumption is what herds the sheeple to BiRite. There is nothing special about the ice cream but you get to feel real cool standing in that line with all the other transplants that landed in the mission that week.
SF was a lot better before the google jerks showed up.
I think it all went down hill after the white people arrived…
Me thinks somebodies never actually been…
I think it’s really interesting that most of the recent personal comments about official Mission Mission posters have been directed at Caroline. That says something, but I’m not sure what. Maybe a sub rosa anti-vegan hostility, or perhaps some kind of misogyny that focuses on the most recent addition to the blog. I know that none of the other Mission Mission posters have had to put up with this level of obnoxious personal comments on every post.
I just like to laugh at vegans. But even I can’t get too down on coconut-based ice cream. That shit is delicious.
I’ve had the sundae, and I am also not vegan, and it was AMAZING. Highly recommend!