Reader Beth sent in this delightful video of my two favorite fried potato dipping condiments settling the score on the Dolores Park playground today. Never has there been a more exciting food war!
The closeup on the ranch bottle at the end of the clip reveals that it’s probably part of Hidden Valley Ranch’s quest to become the “new ketchup,” but whatever, this totally made my day. In fact, I think I’m going to head over to Bender’s right now and eat some tots with ketchup and ranch dressing.
this is literally the best thing i have seen, ever.
Me too! I would love to see bacon and butter fighting! that would be awesome!
I couldn’t get a good shot of it, but every time these guys ran onto the grass, all the dogs would chase them.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED A FENCE
I’m pretty sure they’re both just running from Mustard: King of Condiments.
Sorry, but BBQ sauce
Mustard! (But with a splosh of Sriracha added in)
If we’re gonna bring Sriracha into this then you may as use it with mayo instead
Barbeque sauce mows Mustard’s lawn.
I could go one of two ways with this.
A) Either BBQ is just a really nice guy and offered to mow Mustards lawn while he was going through some things.
or
B) BBQ is mowing mustards lawn and plowing mrs mustard because Mustard doesn’t fulfill all of her needs
BBQ sauce is a weak ass crutch for shittily cooked meats. Real BBQ needs no sauce.
That said, brown mustard is where its at.
Does that not speak to BBQs greatness?
Salsa disagrees with that statement.
+1
Looks like they are violating the rule prohibiting ADULTS WITHOUT CHILDREN from setting foot on the playground! GET THE PITCHFORKS!!!!
Puhlease. The video obviously shows Ranch is playing vigilante and putting the responsibility of protecting the park from overage man children in his hands by socking ketchup in the squeezy parts. You should be thanking ranch.
Gooooo ranch!
I love how Ranch helps Ketchup up off the slide just to punch him.
Another step towards privatizing public spaces–with advertising posing as fun. Let’s bar them and make it Hidden Ranch and Don’t Catch Up.
I’ve heard that soon kids frequenting the playground will be required to wear advertising patches on their shirts in order to gain admission. Doesn’t dolores mean “pain” in Spanish?
Vaya con dolores.
This is a frickin commercial.
can we not get a second when someone isnt trying to sell us some crap…
No we cannot.
Hey, have you tried Miracle Whip? It’s a totes cool and hip alternative to boring old mayo.
Sriracha kicks both their asses. Although adding Tabasco to ketchup will do in a pinch.
Here’s the commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj5Aa–TytI&feature=share