Mission Local reports:
A 51-year-old man was arrested Monday evening after stabbing a 22-year-old woman in the hand near 16th Street and Potrero Avenue.
The woman was sitting on a Muni bus when the suspect sat down next to her and spread his legs wide, police said. The woman felt uncomfortable so she got up and stood next to the rear door.
Police reported that the man stood up next to her and started yelling in her ear.
Then there was some pushing and shoving and guy pulls a fork and stabs her in the hand. SFPD got him. [link]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENFGKw6YWb4
Cool story bro.