Dudes, we are getting our own vegan storefront. And it is within a slow 60 second walk of my casita! The owners announced it on the Facebook last week, so yes, I am fashionably late to the party, but I’m still excited to be there!
The shop will be called Pinko’s Vegan Mercantile and will open May 1. I, for one, am planning to race over there on my lovely but old and slow bicycle after work as fast as my two little legs will carry me and then spend as much of my paycheck as I can muster on delicious and/or beautiful vegan items.
OK and yes, let’s put it out there: being a pinko and running a store where consumers part with their money might seem a but contradictory. But look at our neighborhood culture: Ritual and Little Star have commie-influenced logos, so Pinko’s is hardly the first communist/ capitalist establishment here, mkay?
Ritual and Little Star have as much to do with Communism as a Che Guevara shirt worn by a college junior studying abroad in Prague.
can someone please shove some cheese down this girl’s throat so she can shut up about being vegan?
If having a vegan correspondent on Mission Mission pisses off creepy jerks, there must be some good in it.
Seriously.
It’s not the fact that she’s vegan, it’s the writing. It’s like she’s writing in her virtual diary, and not for a publicly viewed site.
I don’t care how close it is to her house, or how lovely her old bike is. I don’t care about another white girl telling us how charming she is because of her quirks, that’s all.
That isn’t what you complained about, complainer.
You read stuff that infuriates you about how other people live their lives?
You seem like you hate women.
No, but THIS is a valid complaint.
I like it, because it gives me more stuff to make fun of.
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