Here’s what you have to do to keep your Brooks saddle safe

Seems like it’s probably worth the trouble. Right?

18 Responses to “Here’s what you have to do to keep your Brooks saddle safe”

  1. no.thanks. says:

    brooks saddles are finicky; they need a break in period, you cant get them wet and you live in constant fear of it being snatched.

    that chain is ugly and its chipping the paint.
    go knog.
    http://www.knog.com.au/gear-locks/party-frank.phps

  2. Daryl F. says:

    …or don’t buy a $200 touring saddle for your epic journeys from Four Barrel to the Uptown.

  3. Brian says:

    So, that’s my bike. If you look closely (can’t tell from the picture), you’ll notice that the bike was spray-painted white (original colors were aquamarine and magenta), so I’m not too concerned about chipping the paint. I started using the heavy chain after a thief cut through a bike chain to steal my saddle outside of Z Space. Also, I can use it to secure my rear wheel if I need to lock the frame to a parking meter. Tensioned leather saddles are super comfortable, and it held up fine when I rode it from Boston to Portland, ME in the rain.

  4. fish says:

    Bro, your bike is too small for you.

  5. Brian says:

    Yeah, there aren’t many production bikes that fit me. Know anyone selling a good 67cm frame?

  6. Erik says:

    The top bar is carefully protected from scratches, but then a big clanky chain is draped around the rest.

  7. Teotwawki Jones says:

    I heard Brooks Saddles are made from the hides of dead Apple factory workers.

  8. sitter says:

    Brooks aint Brooks no mo.

  9. Meowingtons says:

    Congrats on having back brakes.

  10. Brian says:

    Thanks. I ride free wheel. Also, the top tube cover is more for my shoulder than protecting the top tube.

  11. Greg says:

    Now that is funny

  12. Fartsicle says:

    I like that Brian feels the need to explain himself to all these randoms on the net.