No skateboarding while holding rollerskates in your hand

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3 Responses to “No skateboarding while holding rollerskates in your hand”

  1. GG says:

    But I broke my marionette in half — can I still carry the bottom half around while I ride my skateboard?

  2. lurkskatesf says:

    does not make sense!!!

  3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    I honestly do not understand what this thing is trying to say. Is it no skateboarding OR roller skating? Because if so, this is not a very intuitive sign.