Earlier today, our own Ariel Dovas speculated as to the origins of Saturday night’s street fight. And commenters added bits and pieces to the tale. Now here we have a lengthy eyewitness account, from a reputable source who wishes to remain nameless:
Person X: i was at that bar fight
Sent at 10:30 AM on Tuesday
me: what happened!
Person X: it was all those skater kids from the mission
i can tell u the whooooooooooooooole story
and yes, someone actually came out of nowhere with a snowshovel and started attacking people
me: what started it? how many people were actually involved?
Sent at 10:34 AM on Tuesday
Person X: ok, so this one young party girl i always see around with the skater dudes
at then end of the night when they were kicking people out
starts yelling i nthe bar at some taller random creepy guy
trying to push him and was saying he was touching all of her friends and herself’s private parts
and she supposedly told the staff at the bar to kick him out earlier and they didnt
Sent at 10:37 AM on Tuesday
me: dang
Sent at 10:39 AM on Tuesday
Person X: so they all go outside and start fighting the dude
cuz the girl is all hooting and hollering that he touched her coochie
and u know those crazy 20 yr old skater kids who r just looking for any excuse to fight
well the girl starts fighting the guy
i look over and the dudes jump in the middle of it as the guy is holding a huge bottle to her neck
Sent at 10:52 AM on Tuesday
me: wow
i gotta run out, but feel free to keep telling the story
Sent at 10:55 AM on Tuesday
Person X: next thing u know everyone is punching everyone and some short hispanic looking kid with curly hair comes running from across the street to where everyone is in front of gestalt and starts hitting people
Sent at 11:00 AM on Tuesday
Person X: thank god it was a snow shovel because if it was a real shovel there could be a lot of dead people right now
anyways
Sent at 11:01 AM on Tuesday
Person X: i run down the block for safety and people are coming up to to other people over there swinging and suckerpunching people left and irght
i heard a window shatter cuz people were through big glass bottles (which they must have got out of the trash outside on the street) at the window of gestalt
the fight kinda disperses into segments
a group in front of gestalt
a group across the street
and then a group walking down the street toward mission
Sent at 11:04 AM on Tuesday
Person X: at that point the cops roll up and i see the dude with the shovel running down the block so i point them at him cuz he was sketchy as fuck
tha dude is trying to pumch people down the block still
we are leaving and all these ambulances come to that corner with the sketchy guy went
after we left people are saying they “hear” people saying someoneone “got stabbed in the head”
now that seems kinda crazy, but then again it is the mission so…………………..
and i dont know anything else than that
i tried looking up police reports online but couldnt find anything
[file photo by Ariel Dovas]
A snow shovel… in San Francisco? Well that’s a first.
+1
kind of makes this unbelievable.
LOL “dumb skater kids from the mission”
i was there that night and that dude deserved to get his ass beat. the gestalt window ended up not being broken- someone just threw a jameson bottle at the people pummeling the pervert dude at the door. as far as you x- stop snitching you faggot move back to wherever the fuck you’re from. if you’re so scared about your safety get the fuck off the d block by the time it’s last call, jodie.
and there was no fucking stabbing, you start up company graphic designer privileged mother fuckers are scared as fuck.
LOL.
Whoah — that’s a whole lot of creepy illiteracy!
shut up heaux, go take more photos of street art and food you eat to post on the internet. YOU SOFT AF.
stop snitching on my ding-a-ling
+1
OK, that’s a whole lot of faux illiteracy. Ick, yuk.
go read off your kindle at bi-rite.
So gangsta.
http://stopstopstopsnitching.com/
Start snitching, please.
“Say she wanna be, Say she gonna be, Jodie’s gonna be a thug!”
THANK YOU
“me: dang”
george will would be proud.
Glad fake scum was posting while I was driving around looking for parking. Keep up the good work evil twin.
this blog should be called the mission, an out of towners p.o.v.(aka scared white people, aka i gentrified your neighborhood u mad, aka ironic shit i see on the streets, aka banksy fan club, aka food truck meet up, aka what are we eating lets yelp this place for tonight, aka white guilt, aka orders burritos in spanish grahssy-ahs (gracias), aka what burning man structure was the best, aka don’t look at me i don’t steal because i’m not black, aka we’re soft as fuck, aka we hate rap music)
I like you. Can I be like you? Because I want to be ‘hard as fuck’ (I think, not sure what exactly it means)
I’m your new friend.
I think that blog title might be a little long.
+1
nah zap, parentheses don’t count! everything in ‘em could perfectly fit in the “about” section.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKIaS0lh-uo
Hahaha. It’s funny ’cause it’s kinda true. Except for the rap part… I’m pretty sure hipsters like rap music, at least ironically.
I’m sorry, that wasn’t enough stereotypes in one post. Try again.
Hey bro, even supposed hard-ass locals like you aren’t really all that hard. Remember, you are in SF, the whole goddamn town is soft.
you sound like a nigga that will let his friend get beat up
And you sound like a buster.
+1
Bust in yo face you fuckin’ mark
TRY ME
Fuckin square. Only way you’d win in a fight ever is if you hit someone with a ulock but that ain’t ever gonna happen because you gotta lock yer fuckin bike up to some plants. Go to dear mom and get mad when they play rap you biggot
Are you for real? Man, for one, I don’t even own a bike. Two, I wouldn’t set foot in Dear Mom even if you paid me. Three, you’re a clown ass buster from SF. I’m from LA, doing time in your whack ass city. You will lose EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME, BITCH!!!
Heh. Did someone just equate being from LA with toughness?
That’s pretty funny.
you sound like a chump ass nigga freal, if you hella love la then fuckin’ go back nigga. coming out here reppin your set, get that shit outta here bru. niggas like you get beat up around here with all that talk all day. you the kinda nigga who gets drunk and says we out here but freal tho doggie, if you are out here, then we been out here.
Ima thump all you fools upside the head yo!
Flame war between faux-thug internet trolls! I love it.
aka son wishes he was the big ghost chronicles
How cute! He’s been learning about our culture from reading this blog ALL day (no school or job?). Guess he’s not so illiterate after all.
i make more money than you nigga, bet.
Doubt it.
I make less money than you, but I get paid in delicious chocolate sprinkles.
“aka orders burritos in spanish grahssy-ahs (gracias)”
YES, THIS.
You all right, stop snitching, you all right.
skater kids don’t try to start fights you kook. Go back to the north side of the city, the Marina misses you.
Go back the city you fucking San Francisco Kook. Shouldn’t you be eating clam chowder out of your boyfriend’s asshole?
Fair warning for those new to the internet, as interesting as Meowingtons website sounds, don’t go there…
Don’t be a pussy.
SNITCH !!! FREAK !!!
stop snitching = rad as fuck !!!
my nigga tho
Sooo… I’m not the only one thinking ss was part of said fight, right?
My first thought. But nonetheless, good entertainment either way.
I moved from the Mission in 1995 to avoid the yuppies. Now the yuppies are dressed like you and me. They are everywhere. Sometimes when I am brushing my teeth, I feel like I am staring at one. Fucking yipsters ruined everything.
cats are fuckin’ gay
This westside cat will smash your fuckin’ beak in brah. Don’t make a point boy lurk on your ass.
Shut up heaux, youre a dude with a cat. Niggas shouldn’t have cats
Go back to the valley Kook. I’m not done celebrating Crystmas bro…its an ice age out here.
Nah you’re not out here dude
Okay, that’s actually a good point.
Well if these cats are gay you can count me in: http://cashcats.biz/
get the fuck out of our city
your city. good one scrapper.
It’s really cute when folks act all street and tuff and have little block party fights.
As for stopping snitching — are you retarded? Is it better to have some sort of street justice system to keep/maintain order? Seems to really work in keeping gang crime under control. Fuck you.
street justice? what more street justice do you fucking need? a pervert who touched numerous girls without permission gets his ass beat by a bunch of skaters? how much more street justice is that? maintaining order? why the fuck do you think no one was to be found 2 mins after the fucking incident? no one got in trouble, the pervert got his ass beat, you privileged mother fuckers got scared, what else is there? why don’t you go water your plants and eat cheese and crackers
me and my friends are real tough when we rat pack a dude 8 on 1.
Oooh, that sounds kinky.
Best thread yet, it almost makes this whole dopey blog worth reading. More stuff like this please!
almost…
if you loved SF – you’d be happy with ‘X’ and ‘snitching’
i’m in love with stop snitching
luv u 2 lil mama
ya’ll dont know nuthin. i’m a dinosaur mother fucker, a jazz dancing, toe tapping, finger snapping balla ass gangsta. you dont got nothing on my jump rope skills playa. yo shadow puppet hands are fake as shit. go home and keep snitchin bitches.
i ain’t even write that but word the fuck up heaux. HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF
Way to make us sound bad.
freal, none of ya’ll even did shit. the niggas who run this blog is just mad af. if anything you guys did what was right, fuck perverts, fuck the police, and fuck you mother fuckers tryina call the cops.
YOU BOUT TO MEET A YOUNG NIGGA IN A BLACK MASK RATTIN ASS HOE
Meowingtons feels obligated to mention that Surenos run this block…whom are not “niggas” as you declare. Maybe you should go back to eating clam chowder out of your boyfriend’s asshole you SF kook.
Did you hear about surenos from your boy mike giant? You must kick it with ein too.
HAHAHA! I get that one – foreal.
You know who runs this block?
We do.
<3, Whitey.
You ain’t run shit but your app store nigga.
stop snitching has some truth to his words
thanks man, i love you.
Fo real though, get on out my hood. Ya’ll are just scared white bitches. only white people i respect are Richard Karn, the cast of Party of 5 (mad props, for realz) and Tiger Woods. The rest of you poser bitches get to skippin, ya har? Anyways, sorry for takin up your time, i gots ta get back to my rachel ray show. she’s making popcorn balls up in here mother fucker!
This, although I’m gonna deduct a point for the lack of mention of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass, which is required if you even THINK of Party of Five.
stop snitching = commence trolling!
pulling up my chair, grabbing some popcorn, and watching it all unfold. it’s like Maury Povich up in here!
Gary, stop messing around on your computer and get back to your calligraphy homework. if you don’t finish tonight your father and I wont let you finish Downton Abbey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHfZjS4P4Ws
Damn mom, leave me alone. also, that mr bates is the shit, fo realz
Stop Snitching = My dog. This website really isn’t run by anyone exciting, just a bunch of complete norm-storm Nancy’s and Nate’s.
Average week of postings:
- bathroom tags
- someone’s bike
- this girls shirt is cool, right?
- someone’s bike is stolen
- there was a fight at this place
- there are a lot of bikes locked to this post
- this stain on my shirt looks sorta like Alf’s nose
You and SS are some edgy-ass niggas. Trolling on MM, bragging about how rad you are to “dumb-ass crackers” on the internet. What will you guys think of next, the world wants to know.
Didn’t say I’m rad, or anything about crackers. Please post some photos of that new bar Dear Mom after I write this, thanks.
Why are you here?
Shut up go nigga go make a terrarium
awesome
A++++
The mission is the dumping ground. It’s where every midwest kid (including myself 15 years ago) got off the bus, wide eyed, and ready to get stoned. Then, there wasn’t a bunch of families and mommies with strollers and half sleeves. It was dirty, it was exciting, it was cheap, and best of all.. You could buy drugs on the street when your dealer couldn’t come through with yer bag o weed that night.
Now a days, its nothing but an illusion of non-conformity. Its ridiculous. I can’t even find a used bike store there that will sell me a bike for under 800 dollars. I mean, what the hell people? By 2am, you got crowds of coked up 21 year olds who can’t tell the difference between a Banksy and a Warhol.
This sit around and pretend they live here, but they don’t. The survive for that night out.. that night out gets older and older after 10 years of it. Do us all a favor. Move to NYC or move back home to Mom’s house, and give us DP back. Hell, please.. Give us our city back, or at least grow some hair on your balls and move to Little Saigon or the TL. Then you will feel what the Mission used to feel like.
REAL
Thanks.
John
said John from his ipad over his starbucks mocha with extra whip
I think John’s a bigger douche than stop snitching.
Says the guy who’s a transplant just like the rest of us. At least I’m still from coastal California.
“just like the rest of us” uhhhhhhh no maybe some but def not the rest
I wonder who here has lived in S.F. the longest.
transplants, like the rest of us, of course.
You are a horrible, horrible person.
Alright, my mistake, not everyone. But just because you have lived here a long time or were born here doesn’t mean you get to be a dick.
RIght. You only get to do that if you were AT LEAST born in coastal California.
this is crazy
I HATE Hippocrates! how dare you tell me to not do something when you do the same damn thing! Do NOT, i repeat. DO NOT let your homies co-sign on somtin they know nothing about’. thats one of my bigest petpeves. when i get in a augment with you, let that be between me and you! dont try to get your little home boys to try and co-sign, because your home boys and ANYone else who tryin’ co-signin is gunna get cussed out! && who are you to think you that important in my life, that imma stop doing what i normally do to please yoou? pleaseee/ GET REAL! I’ touch privates all i want.
+1 Co-Sign
This thread is amazing. My favorite is the sheer non sequitur awesomeness of the fact that this guy “HATES Hippocrates”. I assume he’s talking about the ancient greek physiscian and father of western medicine.
First do no harm motherfucker!
For clarity: Snow shovel dude wasn’t a curly haired hipster skater. Ok, he did have a curly rat tail poking out of his hat (so MAYBE he had curly hair) as well, but the fact that he was in all red and claiming Sureno in between shovel swings makes me think he rolls with a different crew. He also tried to rob the dude that him and friends jumped but stopped when I yelled “5-O, 5-O!” even though cops didn’t show for at least another 5 minutes. I didn’t plan on intervening but for whatever reason my tiny reptilian brain can watch a guy get jumped but can’t handle seeing someone get robbed right in front of me.
All red and claiming Sureno? You sure about that?
Wearing all red and claiming sureno? Seems like a good way to get shot.
he wasn’t wearing all red you dumb hoe get your shit straight before talkin’
I’m here for pics of that “coochie”. I need to see evidence. Just sayin’…
Can i clarify he DIDNT have a bottle to my neck i had a bottle to HIS neck and yeah he was being gross to numerous girls. he deserved it and you clearly didnt know what was going on. FUNNNN night nonthelesss
You alls a buncha wack ass snitchin’ bitches. Go eat a fucking burrito on your fixie. You alls moved here from somewhere else, fucking Herbs. Fuck moving. I was conceived in Seals Stadium, bitch. And if you wanna know why, I’ll give you 17 reasons , motherfucker.
Also, I’m working on prints of a map of San Francisco made out of words in stop snitching’s comments. I’ll be selling them at Ritual and Gracias Madre this weekend.
Now, excuse me, I gotta go stab some motherfuckers.
17 reasons as to exactly why you were conceived in Seals Stadium. Go.
I got 99 problems. But a snitch ain’t one.
I lost it at conceived in Seals Stadium.
Hello, Portland? Yeah Hi….I need to bail this assed-out Friasco town – are there any vacancies?
Lots? Active train yards, too……? For real???? Aight, where do I sign up?
Adios, Sco – we were tight once, but you got turned out.
bye
so many things,
this—->’I’m from LA, doing time in your whack ass city. You will lose EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME, BITCH!!!’
then go home??????????????
stop snitching is the man.
we will continue to steal your girlfriends as well
What the hell is going on here?
someone apparently scored a smart phone in the melee
yea my friend got her iphone swooped from there that night, shitty.
All of the “dumb skater kids in the mission” and “thugs” just discovered shit talking on blogs and take it really seriously/personally. It’s pretty hilarious.
I hope that people really don’t generalize skateboarders as “dumb skater kids”.
I just think they are just dumb kids.
A good old fashioned native v. transplant debate. These never get old.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
Dat you?
Nice one Jason!
Stop Snitching, you make me want to move there.
This rules. STOP SNITCHING FOR PREZ.
This has gotten as stupid as Craigslist.
Glad to see that kids these days are just as stupid, and talk as much shit as they did when I was a kid. The differenceis that when we talked shit we had no internet and did it face to face.
I constantly put you out of towners niggas in check and talk shit to your face you don’t know me nigga. Fuck y’all faggot ass biggots
I am not a nigga or a faggot ass. would you like to meet up and talk face to face?
And I have lived in The City much longer then you son.
i was born and raised in this city mane you can’t beat that unless you a native too and if you is i don’t why u mad. everyone’s “out here” these days but fools haven’t been out here. i seen you hoes gentrify my neighborhood, meet me anytime homie i’m on 21st and shotwell and always on the d block.
i like how the that cranky old fool was cryin on his blog n shit talking bout come meet us bloggers at benders and i’m like nah, kevin is the homie, i ain’t gonna bring beef to his bar, YA FI MEEEE
BOUT IT BOUT IT
I know the owners of Benders very well, all three of them. How did the S.F. school system fail to teach you english?
I posted the invite to Benders, not Cranky Old Mission Guy. So you’re talking to me, not him.
The commenters on Mission Mission are not the same as the writers for Mission Mission. I think a lot of people mix that up. Actually if you pay attention we (the writers) don’t really have a lot of strong opinions one way or the other. We just post stuff that we find interesting. Sure there might be a demographic you’re talking about that is equated to us. I can handle that, but don’t kill the messenger.
My other point is that look, if you really wanted to confront us in person it’s not hard at all. You know our names and where we hang out. I dont think people really do, otherwise it would have happened a long time ago. This blog has been around 5 years. So all this is just shit talking on the internet, which is fine. I can take it. I dont take internet stuff seriously. Ever read youtube comments? It’s not gonna ruin anyone’s day.
wait, is this the tread about mark zuckerberg at the park?
haha FLEX
funkmaster flex?
(yawn)..a real hardcore would lend me three bucks so i can get back to fidas for another 40 ouncer..pay ya back
stopsnitching is the funniest little boy on the innernet! He thinks that San Francisco is HARD! Stopsnitching, the only thing that’s hard in Frisco is that thing your boyfriend is sticking up your backside.
Little frisco punk, quit talking with your mouf full.
I’m confused. First you complain about random internet trollboy saying San Francisco is “HARD”, and then you go on to complain, via homophobic metaphor, about Frisco being some sort of not-hard locale.
But what does a smallish city in Texas have to do with San Francisco?
I’m confused, are first you complain about using the slang spelling of “frisco” and then you spell doctor with a “k” and leave the “a” out of “death”.
And since when is it homophobic to suggest that homosexuals participate in anal sex? Are you homophobically suggesting that stopsnitching is not gay because of his gnagsta boy persona? I know him and he is.
Thank you in advance for your next silly reply.
Yes, you are, indeed, confused!
…and all along here i was thinking that stopsnitching was a hysterical bpd girl. i can only think that hes jerkin everyones chain, or hes fourteen years old, tops.
If the guy was acting like a perv and got beat then he reaped what he sowed. Sounds like the woman had it pretty under control though. More women should stand up for themselves when they get harassed and more men should control their tempers. Personally, I’ve stepped up for friends plenty, but I have no interest in getting hurt or hurting someone else. What if they got hurt seriously and it wasn’t really worth it? I couldn’t deal with the shame. So if it just some trash talk I can brush it off. I’m an artist not a fighter, though you could be both. I do think the people out on the weekends near that corner get really aggro. I’ve lived near there for 12 years and it has gotten a kind of weird angry energy over the last five. I guess I’ve mellowed out, too and I have more responsibilities. I think some of the hostile feeling have come because a lot of people from outside the neighborhood are coming by on the weekends. People are territorial sometimes.