Just received the following anonymous tip via our Tumblr ask box:
Cold Beer, Cold Water was at the courthouse this morning in the jury duty line. Just thought you might like to know.
Hopefully he avoided a jury and made it quickly back to the park where he belongs.
Cold Beer Cold Water judges no one.
DAMN!! I always thought this guys hustle was so consistent. What about the guy with the dinosaur hat selling pot cookies? He’s on off the hook?
Don’t buy his lollipops. They’re weak
cold beer COLD JUSTICE
haha