Seriously. If you are going to rock the whole Western fitted shirt and skinny jeans thing, you need to be *whip thin*, which also means “put that beer down, lumpen dude”.
It’s the same sort of violation as the Female Muffin Top amongst podgy overconsumers-of-vegan-wheatmeats-and-red-wine.
That pin is kinda genius though, however strong it’s ick factor may be.
hahaha cmon it’s a belly button! at least give me credit for being a little bit clever
I think the question on everyone’s minds is this: when will you get nipple buttons to match?
Button is funny. Ill-fitting shirt, not so much.
Seriously. If you are going to rock the whole Western fitted shirt and skinny jeans thing, you need to be *whip thin*, which also means “put that beer down, lumpen dude”.
It’s the same sort of violation as the Female Muffin Top amongst podgy overconsumers-of-vegan-wheatmeats-and-red-wine.
That pin is kinda genius though, however strong it’s ick factor may be.
lol guys i was sticking out my stomach as egregiously as possible because the preggars look kinda emphasizes the button.
i would tell you to go write for yelp but “lumpen dude” is pretty hilarious. really want people to start calling me that irl.
“Lumpen Dude” has a kind of scruffy-but-lovable-saves-the-day ring to it.
Go for the piercing, J.
I just want to know where he got shirt so I can do a better job of wearing it…
man, this is SO last year. yawn….
I’d like to see this with a bellybutton piercing version.