It’s a hot look for sure, but on a freezing night like tonight? Possibly a poor choice.
Still, definitely a hot look.
(Thanks, MarcusParcus!)
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39 Responses to “Hipster streaker wearing nothing but Converse All-Stars detained by SFPD at 17th and Valencia”
Allan Hough (7858)
Brittany Janis & Katie Cruz (104)
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What’s fucked up is that he is likely facing a charge that requires sex offender registration.
But in the Castro this is completely normal and ok…
+1
I didn’t even consider that. How extremely odd.
He doesn’t have a towel. Arrest him, Scott Wiener!
Yeah, if you gotta be THEE NAKKID, stay in the Castro!
17th and Valencia. Directly in front of police station. Poorly planned streak if ive ever seen one.
Seriously.
To be fair, who doesn’t want to get naked at Good Vibrations?
What is he being charged with? Being naked is OK in San Francisco, as long as it’s not for titillation.
If they start outlawing nudity, only the outlaws will be nude….
If he was near a school, he’ll be charged as a child sexual offender.
And no chance of a good job for the rest of his life.
I didn’t think they were arresting people for just being naked. I think I’ve seen the nudes in union square and the financial district. I’m guessing that either he had some wood or, more likely, was heavily intoxicated.
Considering how cold it was outside I doubt he was sporting wood… or impressing anyone for that matter. If you are going to let it hang pick a warm night dude.
Is this a hot look?
You can be arrested or cited or whatever if you commit “lewd acts” while nude. The definition for that, though, is pretty fuzzy. So maybe streaking’s considered lewd?
Also, even if it wasn’t in front of the police station (not a smart move), I’d imagine someone in the Mission’d be more likely to report it to the police as offensive than in the Castro. So maybe there’s that.
I walked by again about 10 minutes later and the cops were gone and the guy was in the back of an ambulance
The funny thing about arresting the nude is that you cuff them and make them stand there in front of everyone nude. I’m not sure how that makes the situation better.
Walked passed this kid last night he was hung like a bombay donkey
I’ve never been to Bombay. Is that good or bad?
pictures or it didnt happen.
He gives Chucks a band name.
Band name?
“The Converse Ball-Stares”
stupid sexy hipsters…
And he’s literally wearing nothing at all… nothing at all… nothing at all!
Well, except the Chucks.
tweaker
maybe his hooker stole his clothes?
What’s odd is that SF has no laws against public nudity. I guess it’s the running around crowds of people thing that got him arrested?
Also, a question: Are we calling him a hipster for wearing Chucks, and being in the Mission? I’m missing the “hipsterness” of this dude, save for these two quasi-absurd observations.
Anybody familiar with the open air crime bazaar that is 17th Street at Hoff or Mission can be forgiven for assuming that the Cop Shop at 17th and Valencia is some sort of decoy or something.
Homeboy just trying to buy a phone naked. Give a brother a break.
looks like Allan
Please, I’m much taller than that guy, and I only wear low-tops.
l lol’d
If he left in an ambulance I’d guess it’s more likely he was stopped because someone reported him acting crazy/hallucinating/yelling at the invisible friend who was commanding him to disrobe, and not for just being naked. If you’re deemed to be a danger to yourself or others, the police will detain you and get you to a hospital whether you want to go or not.
people on sherm sometimes get naked – gets your body temp crazy.
Yes, PCP is still around …
1) He doesn’t appear to be handcuffed.
2) Detained ≠ arrested.
when ya go to jail..dont drop your bar of soap in the shower homey!!
Rafael has done and likes this.
the goat doesnt need any converse….the goat has hooooves!
Looks kinda hot to me!