Last week we met this old lady that leans out her window and demands that passersby remove takeout menus from her railing and chuck them in the street. Yesterday, our pal C’mon Pony happened past this same woman’s house, and the woman had a whole new demand:
This lady evidently does not like newspapers on her driveway either, as she leaned out her window (“Excuse me! Excuuse me!”) and asked me to throw it into the street this afternoon.
What’s next!?
The lady has a point. It’s not really cool for ppl to hang all their shit on your house and expect you to clean it up. They are supposed to respect a “no handbills” sign, but they don’t and the city is very mild about enforcing that despite the fact that there is a law on the books requiring the city attorney to investigate violations and a maximum $250 fine (IIRC).
Well… No. I mean, she may have a point about it not being cool for people to litter-by-hanging-shit-on-your-door, but she does NOT have a point about it being ok to litter-by-throwing-stuff-in-the-street.
Eh, for me it takes care of myself. Door hangers are free notices for restaurants not to visit.
Do you have her contact info? I think she and my crazy neighbor lady would have a ton of interests in common. It could be the first MM-inspired best friend matchup.
Why doesn’t she take her ass downstairs and do it herself?
apparently no one is telling her to.