NBC Southern California reports:
A Colorado woman dropped her pants at a museum and rubbed her rear end all over a painting valued at $30 million, according to police.
Carmen Tisch, 36, was arrested after scratching, punching and, well, rubbing her butt against Clyfford Still’s “1957-J no.2″ and causing an estimated $10,000 damage to the artwork at the Clyfford Still Museum in Denver. Police believe she was drunk during the late December incident.
(Thanks, Travis!)
Previously:
I bet they are related.
GOD, What a nerd-jerk asshat clown trash machine! She belongs in the MISSION with all the other JERK hipsters and their gentry stuff! What a JERKSSSS!!
Buh?
TOTES