Cool new look for winter: Matchy matchy

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67 Responses to “Cool new look for winter: Matchy matchy”

  1. Denise says:

    and it looks like 3 out of 4 are Levis’…

    • MISSIONDEFENDER says:

      THree out of four are UNBEARIBLE HIPSTERS, you mean?

      • Kevin says:

        Dude, you need to chill, bro. You’re probably fat and hairy and smelly, actually. And probably you don’t even know anything. So YOU should shut up, ugly, uncool person!

  2. Swanky says:

    That’s a uniform. You have to wear that. Its the rules.

    • MISSIONDEFENDER says:

      Yuppies love rules so much! This place used to be like Shane Smith’s wet dreams back before the dot Jerk movement!!

  3. ANGRY MISSION DEATH VEGATABLE says:

    These guys are such loser ass-jerk turd sandwiches. I like how the one on the right probably has like some stupid disease that jerks have. And the one on the left looks so dumb and is a jerk. HIPSTERS!!!

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      My misspelled doppelganger seems extremely angry.

      • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

        And therefore accurately named, I suppose.

        • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

          Thank you all for coming out! I’ll be here all week (every hour of every day)! Drive safe and don’t forget to tip your waitresses!!

  4. gleebeengloban says:

    Those are the same people. Why are you following them?

  5. Angry death Veggie Guy says:

    Spellijg is for hipster jerks, my family has lived here for 30 years! You guys would be punked out in the old mission! The gentryfication is more like jerkification!!

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Is this someone else who thinks Cranky and me are the same person? Neat!

      • ANGRY MISSION DEATH VEGATABLE says:

        There are no people in Interworld, only ugly trolls.

        • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

          +1

          • ANGRY MISSION DEATH VEGATABLE says:

            Math!@??!@! In the mission!@?!@? What, did you go to college or something, you jerk!? Back when punkrockandnohipstersandgangs, we hated maths so bigtime, buddy, and we never did math!!! When maths came around, then, total jerkcity cause of all these kids and their gentry!!!

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

            Can I hire you to follow me around everywhere? It’ll be the next best thing to having my own theme music!

          • Blahblahblah says:

            UHHH, excuse me, but I wouldn’t want to go to your LOOSER BARS full of LAME people EVER!! And your THEME MUSICS so BORING stupid Lame!!

      • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

        Look, I’m talking to myself.

    • D.J. Pancreas says:

      Man, you ain’t even lived here that long, homes. I’d beat your ass if I seen you. Frontin’ ass little jerk. Man, you don’t know nothin.

    • Fridays are the new Mondays says:

      You are an enormous idiot. The Mission is full of culture and nice people. No one needs your negativity here. And learn grammar!

      • ANGRY DEAF VEGTABLE GUY says:

        YEAH RIGHT!! IF buy culture you mean hipster PUKE and STUPID IDIOTS!! And by nice people you mean JERKS-DICKS, then maybe I am agree with you!!

  6. Bob Dole says:

    “Excuse me, why are you following us and taking pictures of our asses with your iPhone?”

    “Uhhh, I want to pose your pics on a blog?”

  7. Katie C says:

    I’d like to draw your attention to this outstanding cheetah print coordination:
    http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377009_10100901011158223_1214810_62256388_992551505_n.jpg

  8. col says:

    Christ. Where’s the mission rapist when you need him

    • Brillo says:

      Now don’t start that again!

      • MISSIONDEFENDER says:

        Don’t tell people what to do, this is a FREE COUNTRY! Probably you’re like a feminist or a something, so that’s FUNNY cause of sarcasm!!!!!!

      • D.J. Pancreas says:

        I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY GANG POWERS CAUSE MY FRIENDS ARE GANGSTERS FROM 20 YEARS AGO

    • ANGRY MISSION DEATH VEGATABLE says:

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSALZY!!!! WE NEED SOMEONE TYO RAPE THESE JERKS AND SHOW THEM HOW TO BE IN THE MISSION BETTER!!!! God, before this place became jerkcity, USA, this mission was so cool place to be! Cause now all hipster jerks make me so mad, cause they are so stupid idiot!!!!!

      • D.J. Pancreas says:

        Cuz, you bout to get yo ass ripped comin out talkin mess like that. If you so tough come meet me out on the street, lil punkass. Lil whiteboy, tough guy, so hard on the internet.

  9. Pretty Girl says:

    I know those guys, they’re super awesome!!

  10. Namesareforjerks says:

    You probably smell all bad and have stupid idiot style and your friends probably went to college and don’t listen to what music i think is cool!!! HAHAHA, that makes you stupid idiot!! Go back to COLLEGE, stupididiot!!! EINSTEIN!!!

  11. scum says:

    The clones, puppets and trolls are everwhere.

  12. Laura "Bike" Miller says:

    This jerks guy thinks he’s cool but he’s not. I’ve lived here all my life (the Mission, at 16th and Valencia no less). He probably got here a few months ago, bought a fixed gear, and thinks he’s cool because he hangs at Zeitgeist. Get a life.

    • D.J. Pancreas says:

      Yeah, if I see that punk, all the MS13s and Bloods are gonna get him with our FISTS!!!

      • Laura "Bike" Miller says:

        Wow that’s violent. I sincerely hope you are never a victim of violence in our beautiful neighborhood. We’ve worked hard to make it the enjoyable community it is today and I’d appreciate it if you took your negativity and neanderthal beliefs back to where you came from (the dumpster!!).

    • ANGRY DEAF VEGTABLE GUY says:

      YOU think you’re cool, but YOU’RE not. YOU hang at Zeitgeist. YOU bought a bike. HIPSTER!!!

  13. D.J. Pancreas says:

    What did I TELL you, PUNK, now I’m gonna find you with my gang!!!

  14. Joanbone says:

    Allan, serz, it’s just a picture of our two friends amiright? I didn’t know this would spur such hostility!

  15. godamnit says:

    They should put a transcript of this beautiful exchange of ideas into the Smithsonian or something. This is human progress.

  16. Travis says:

    I love you people so much it hurts.

  17. truth says:

    THe inevitable end of missionmission is upon us.

  18. superlative judgment says:

    Lils and I dress as twinsies all the time and nobody puts us on the internets.

  19. Ockysays says:

    I want super gang powers :(

  20. be10 says:

    Thanks Very much