Somebody’s planning a pretty weird birthday dinner for a friend tomorrow. Here’s the full ad:
Ty Segall look-alike (north beach / telegraph hill)
Whatup y’all. We’re looking for a dude who looks like Ty Segall to come join us at a Thai restaurant for my buddy’s birthday THIS THURSDAY at 7:30pm in North Beach. See, he really digs Ty’s grooves, and we thought this’d be a funny idea. Thus, this ad was born. Offering $10, a meal, and a beer for an hour of your time. You can always stay and chill afterwards, BUT you cannot admit that you are NOT Ty until the hour is up. Dead serious.
If the real Ty Segall sees this ad, well, we’re down to throw you $15, a meal, and two beers. It’ll be SO rad.
Also, if you can bring a Ty Segall photo and “autograph” it, we’ll toss in another beer.
If responding, please send us proof of your Ty look-alikeness via headshot. The link below goes to GIS of Ty:
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Again… this is for real, brah.
PS. UPDATE We don’t know if Ty has long or short hair… I’m pretty sure it’s short. I saw him at Brick and Mortar recently, but dude, I was fucking drunk.
Best of luck, all!
(Thanks for the tip, Scott.)
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truly embarrassing. most backhanded birthday “present” and clearly self-indulgent. hate pitifuloids like this.
who is ty segall ? is he like steven segalls little bro ? seriouslly.. who is he ?
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no no, steven segalls brother is named kevin. no, wait. it is ty. no…uh..yea, who the F is ty segall and why do i care about this hipster douche and why is this blog trying to make me care about this, again, hipster douche?? i want to punch this guy in his smug like the douche who couldn’t pee with other people in the bathroom and had his toady block the door so he could do lines off the toilet seat. oh wait, i think that guys name was kevin!! yea, that’s the guy i was thinking about. sorry, wrong thread!
geez it’s cold in here…
Sure, sounds like fun, will be in touch.
SICK.
in other news, I am also in need of a holiday boyfriend. or a real one. either way, really.
I am sure a cute girl like you would have no problem.
Or a holiday uncle. Or an aunt. Probably a holiday nurse practitioner would be the best bet.
it will be at LEAST another three months before i visit the emergency room again. by then, i will need a boyfriend to take me to the ER on valentines day!
Hopefully not for a broken heart.
Sure, sounds like fun, will be in touch