2010
- Local standup comedian Chris Garcia KILLED US with this bit all about the Mission
- A car plowed into a group of celebrating Giants fans, the driver was pulled out, and beaten by an angry mob
2009
- “You Occupy Wallstreet kids think you invented tagging banks, well we were doing it in 2009 when you were still worrying about midterms”
- Someone clearly partied too hard on Capp street
2008
- Everyone wants to say they live in the Mission, even though they really live in “Missiontrero”
- The UFO Response team took a case in the ‘hood. It probably turned out to be a weather balloon
2007
