A little vignette courtesy of a Tumblrer named Lissy:
[A cafe in the Mission district. Someone steals an iPad out of a fellow cafe-goer's messenger bag and runs.]
- Mark: Wow. What just happened?
- me: Oh my God… I should have stopped him.
(hugging our laptops closer. a gray-haired grandpa walks past us. we eye him suspiciously)
- me: (glancing back) I’m so paranoid now.
- Mark: Maybe we should switch cafes….
See the little punchline here. And for goodness’ sake keep an eye on your gear.
if you leave your IMPORTANT ITEMS UNATTENDED.. THEY SHOULD BE STOLEN ! GET OUT THE CITY IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT
I don’t feel like that is something Batman would say…
batman has alot of crime to deal with…a little personal citizen responsibility is not much to ask…
now LEAVE THE CITY !
“a lot” is two words, batman.
xo’s
Someone
Worst batman ever.
Nerds getting their shit took.
yes, the mission isn’t google campus. watch your shit.
That looks like Sugarlump. (http://www.yelp.com/biz/sugarlump-coffee-lounge-san-francisco)
When I work there, make sure to bring my expensive shit into the, ya know, shitter — so it won’t get jacked.
But I’ve never heard of anyone getting anything stolen there.