Mission Mission

2010

• Lady Gaga came to town to sample some delicious Mission sausages. I’ve got a sausage she can sample. No seriously, I’m talking about Rosamunde sausages. They’re really good and she should check it out.
• We asked you for a new Mission motto, you delivered: “The Mission: where latinos and hipsters politely ignore each other’s existence”

2009

• Someone left a friendly reminder to please take the entire free sidewalk couch, not just the cushions (it’s inhumane to separate bedbug families).
• Locals celebrated shark week by draping dead sharks over various Mission trash receptacles.

2008

• A Mission motorist took his disdain for self-obsessed bicyclists to Craigslist, actually made me hate cyclists a little.
• A guy posted a Missed Connection for the individual that kicked his drunk ass at Zeitgeist, praised the beating as a “masterpiece”

2 Responses to “This Month in Mission Mission: August”

1. Guy with a Black Eye says:

   August 1, 2011 at 5:39 pm

   I’m still here, puking on your otherwise gorgeous Mission sidewalks.
2. The Problem with Larry says:

   August 1, 2011 at 10:16 pm

   In case you wonder, Mission Laundry has left the city. Our prices for water made it prohibitive for them to do business here anymore. They laid off all their staff, too.