Well this dude kind of looks like a square, but apparently he’s not, because he’s about to get nasty at Oldies Night tonight at the Knockout. He is mayoral hopeful John Avalos and he’s been invited to guest DJ at tonight’s party. The Examiner, our local newspaper of record, delivers some choice copy on the matter:
Avalos is making a special guest apperance [sick!] at a popular Mission party dubbed Oldies Night and rumor has it the District 11 supervisor will be playing some choice dance jams for the masses.
Described as a “rad nasty dance party,” Oldies Night is regularly attended by the 21- to 35-year-old sect, of the hipster variety. [link]
Rad nasty! The only problem is that Avalos’ headshot, while handsome, isn’t quite as handsome as the usual Oldies Night posters.
RSVP and invite your friends here.
Avalos rules! He’s k-rad.
The Examiner, ugh! Every time I see that rag at work, I feel sorry for the retard who left it there.
Seconded. I would also like to see them fined for littering for all the unwanted copies they leave all over the city streets.
Whenever I have to ship something fragile at work and I am out of bubble wrap I run down to the corner and take all Examiners and use them wrap my items.
the azn folks downtown use it to clean the windows on their Thai food resty
I just gotta say, Mr. Avalos, that whole look just does not work. From the haircut, to the glasses, to the beard trim — no. No! Let it grow out. Let it all hang out. And get some Buddy Holly glasses. Come on like a regular superstar!
And some skinny jeans.
John Avalos = (Chris Daly-pottymouth)
John Avalos = Totally F’n Awesome!
he’s hot, has a fugly wife