Omer the pizza guy

True, most times he’ll just spout off leud or homophobic comments sung to the tune of Batman as you walk by.  And other times he’ll get so wasted on the sidewalk across the street from your house that he starts talking Tea Party nonsense, or he’ll climb inside Yoko-Ono’s window.  But sometimes, just sometimes, he offers you a pizza when you really need a pizza.

22 Responses to “Omer the pizza guy”

  1. Ben says:

    For a little bit of the back story behind the craziness, Omer is 50 years old and comes from San Diego and lives in one of the SROs on Mission Street. I had a rather lucid conversation with him one time and it sounds like he is on disability and has been getting cancer treatments at SF General periodically.

    I guess I just see him as another struggling member of the Mission community. I find him ironically less annoying that all the bridge-and-tunnelers that come to our neighborhood to vomit on the streets every Fri and Sat night. He’s certainly been here a hell of alot longer than most of the folks reading this blog (including myself).

  2. He looks like a miniature David Lee Roth! Panama!

  3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Best name I’ve ever heard for him is “Bum Jovi”

    He also has an amazing Yelp page:
    http://www.yelp.com/biz/omer-travers-san-francisco

  4. Sheabones says:

    Didn’t the dudes at Different Fur record some of his songs back when he could play more than the same three chords? I remember McGuirk giving me a copy sometime in the late 90s and it was kind of rad!

  5. You should here is version of “Blackbird” substituting all the lyrics with “Fuck You.” I heard the whole version over lunch once at the old Saigon Saigon (this was well before C. Lo Green).

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Oh man do I miss Saigon Saigon, that place was soooo good.

  6. Laura says:

    Omer is a nice person who- in lucid moments- remembers my name and always thanks me for art supplies. He also sings Christmas carols out of season, which I like.

  7. Anthony says:

    The guy is sick and really frightened Yoko and Sean. Keep that in mind.

    • heather says:

      duly noted, but, that was 25 years ago, and although he burgled them, he didnt hurt anyone. the mentally ill are more often the victims of violent crime than the perpetrators.

    • suburbanite says:

      That’s actually a pretty significant upside for most sane people.

  8. Jack Walker says:

    20 years ago he was not raving. He was more or less sober. He did busk a little but was not very good. Over the years he’s gotten weirder. He appears to me to be a smack addict.

  9. ratpacker says:

    who says ‘smack’? I haven’t booted horse since the 70s.

  10. ryanb says:

    I’ve always referred to this guy as David Lee Crack Rock.