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Fat Katy Perry

Posted May 10, 2011 at 5:45 pm by Allan Hough

Categories: Humor

This is one last reminder. Attend Uptown Almanac’s Locally-Sourced Pop-Up Comedy Night tonight (like in 90 minutes) at the Roxie… because Mimi:

12 comments

12 Responses to “Fat Katy Perry”

TheTens says:

May 11, 2011 at 12:56 am

I have watched this video 18 million times over the last year. “I like you, but I do, but I don’t” will never stop being hilarious to me.
not a hipster says:

May 11, 2011 at 6:23 am

So who is more flaky, hipster guys or hipster gals?

Discuss.
Mimi says:

May 11, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Personally, I think the delivery on “You need to move on” is HILARIOUS. I’m biased though.
- Corpus Nerd says:
  
  May 11, 2011 at 3:40 pm
  
  That was so f-ing funny Mimi! Thanks for the laugh!
- Me says:
  
  May 11, 2011 at 4:36 pm
  
  Mimi, I must know – did some actually call you (or anyone else) a fat Katy Perry? or did you just invent that?
  - Mimi says:
    
    May 12, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    
    No one has ever called me fat Katy Perry. I made it up. I tried to get her to say “ugly Zooey Deschanel” but she couldn’t pronounce Deschanel at the time. Toddlers are terrible with multi-syllable words.
    - Me says:
      
      May 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm
      
      That is even more awesome since I often think of MYSELF as an “ugly Zooey Dechanel.”
    - Corpus Nerd says:
      
      May 12, 2011 at 3:53 pm
      
      I can’t even pronounce Deschanel!
    - Corpus Nerd says:
      
      May 13, 2011 at 6:35 pm
      
      Do you have a book coming out soon?
      - Mimi says:
        
        May 14, 2011 at 11:23 am
        
        If by soon you mean in the next five years then the answer is yes. I’m trying to focus on stand-up. Writing anything longer than a three sentence abortion joke is hard.
    - Corpus Nerd says:
      
      May 14, 2011 at 5:05 pm
      
      LOL! You should post more of your stand-up material on the internet. I couldn’t come to any of your shows but would still like to see your routine. You should do a video of your routine at home and then post it on youtube. It would be good PR! I thought you might have a book coming out because you posted this on your tumblr page ( great title! ha ha ):
      
      Thought of a title for my book!
      
      Cooking & Fucking: A Modern Girl’s Guide to Housewifery.
      
      There will be a chapter on prescription drugs.
Jane says:

May 15, 2011 at 12:17 pm

“What does Gavin McInnes have to do with this?” just KILLED me.