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Two bros step out of a taxi at Dolores Park ’round midnight

Posted May 5, 2011 at 2:43 am by
Categories: Life in the Mission

Bro makes a phone call:

Hello? I’m in Dolores Park! DOLORES PARK! Where you at? No, we just got out of a Taxi! Where? What is that? Okay, where? 15th and Valencia? Okay.

Bros walk north on Dolores Street, toward 15th Street, stopping after a few yards to yell up at a house across the street:

15th Street! Which way is 15th Street?? 15TH STREET!!! Oh, okay. Cool.

Bros immediately dash into the street, and have to stop on a dime in the median to avoid getting steamrolled by the oncoming platoon of cars and trucks that are honking at them.

Hope they made it to… the Royan Hotel?

20 comments

20 Responses to “Two bros step out of a taxi at Dolores Park ’round midnight”

  1. just sayin’ says:
    May 5, 2011 at 8:11 am

    You’re trying too hard again.

  2. Russel says:
    May 5, 2011 at 8:12 am

    Cool story, bro

  3. batman says:
    May 5, 2011 at 10:06 am

    so… this story is good why ? man if you have nothing good to post… dont post….trying to hard man…

    • Allan Hough says:
      May 5, 2011 at 10:26 am

      It’s about the mystery, dude. Why’d these two dudes unfamiliar with the neighborhood cab to Dolores Park late at night only to then inquire as to where specifically they were supposed to be going? I like the mystery.

      • mike says:
        May 5, 2011 at 10:38 am

        lay off the hookah, theres nothing there.

      • batman says:
        May 5, 2011 at 4:02 pm

        i feel these is one of those ‘you had to be there’ stories… and since we was not there.. you get pic….trying to hard….

  4. Jonboywalton says:
    May 5, 2011 at 10:42 am

    If you have nothing to say then don’t say anything.

  5. SCUM says:
    May 5, 2011 at 11:17 am

    One time when I tied my shoes they became untied.

  6. SCUM says:
    May 5, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Tea makes me pee.

  7. Dudester says:
    May 5, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Im new here and im going to have to agree with everyone….
    What a useless, pointless story.
    There has got to be some other “mystery” that you can write about, dude.

  8. Stu says:
    May 5, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Well I thought it was pretty fascinating. But I’m high as shit right now.

  9. Skids the Clown says:
    May 5, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    You got to much time bro….

  10. Stu says:
    May 5, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Can the haters at least learn the difference between “to” and “too”?

  11. steve stevenson says:
    May 5, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    don’t hate. that was me and my buddy chaz, we’re new to the neighborhood. LOVE YR BLOG!

  12. who knew says:
    May 5, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    haha lay off the hookah! That’s a classic. At least this blog posted one or two good things in the field of music; and those two things had nothing to do with the current local SF “indie” scene.

  13. joe says:
    May 6, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    someone please revoke Allan’s blogging privileges. this post is flat out bullshit.