Who ate your posse?

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Damn, and I had posse plans this week too. You win this round Lo Pan.

12 Responses to “Who ate your posse?”

  1. Jack burton says:

    All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!

  2. Sweet T says:

    This claim is suspect. There isn’t any evidence that Lo Pan was into cannibalism. Your posse is more likely blindfolded and tied to a wheelchair in a musky dungeon somewhere under Chinatown. It’s probably not too late to save them.

  3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    This. Is. AWESOME.

  4. Jen Italworts says:

    Is this some sort of Obey marketing scheme?

  5. Jack Burton says:

    Son of a Bitch must pay!

  6. Stu says:

    I am in full support of this.

  7. Kate G. says:

    That would explain all the empty shoes in the alley…

  8. Jack Burton says:

    You know what ol Jack Burton always says at a time like this

    • ciao says:

      when some eight foot maniac slams your favorite head against a barroom wall and ask you if you paid your dues, well you just stare that sucker right back in the eye and tell him the check is in the mail.

  9. eo says:

    Uncle Fester was eating posses a couple years earlier too.