Robby over at OMG the Mish begins his lament thusly:
As some of you may have noticed, the St. Francis Fountain have changed their straws. Gone are the halcyon days of the neighborhood favorite paper barbershop straws. Instead we get plastic ones in soulless blue and clear.
So true!
You can Smell Pops from the counter.
I agree and like your use of capitalization.
I for one welcome this. Those paper straws have no structural integrity or suction power. I go through like 3 every time. The future is now.
And it’s hard to snort things through the paper ones.
A truly desirable change.
I’m for it!
those paper straws sucked the life out of you just trying to get some milkshake. thank goodness for change
you people are bammer…
I will forever miss the feeling of moist cardboard against my lips
you fucks wouldnt know soul if it dickslapped you in the face.
Well, I’m glad you do.
How you liking that facial dickslapping, by the way?
FWIW, they had paper straws last week when I was there. And I could taste the soul distinctly.