I was gonna be like, “Whatever your troubles, whatever your crises, take heart because at least this wasn’t your dinner.” But then I turned up the brightness and saturation on the photo a lil bit and I was like, “Damn, wait, that looks good!”
Plus, I just ate half a bag of stale tortilla chips at 3 in the morning, so who am I to talk anyway?
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mickey’s 4 vicki!!!
HAHAHAH yesssssss, dinner of champs.
Have a taco, Ariel.
Ooops, I mean Allan!
That pizza makes me cry too. Cry tears of wanting it.
A simile is used to indirectly compare two different things, but you use it as filler. It sounds irritating enough in-person, but in copy it seems LIKE you don’t know how to express yourself.
Take a chill pill, tofu, this isn’t Newsweek.