Strange New Drug Paraphernalia or Dirty Old Sex Toy?

I found this on a rooftop next to a damp boxspring and a pile of bottles and cans and syringes. What it is? And why did I touch it?

8 Responses to “Strange New Drug Paraphernalia or Dirty Old Sex Toy?”

  1. It’s a wooden screw dowel, often used in cheap-ass assemble-it-yourself furniture.

    I cannot explain why you touched it.

  2. SCUM says:

    What were you doing on my roof?

  3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    The end of a broom-handle, maybe?

  4. T.C. says:

    It’s the business end of an ancient Mayan fertility doll, expect to be a parent in the next year.

  5. Marisol says:

    Doctor Memory was right
    carpenters use them a lot
    not just assemble it yourself furniture

  6. Radio Bemba says:

    Porquería. ¡Lávate las jodias manos!

  7. Sticky Boom says:

    It’s dowell used to join two pieces of wood together
    usually found in older furniture.