You Want Pizzapits?

Summer Is Rad just published this Craigslist oldie-but-goodie for which there are no words. No words except “pizzapits” that is.

3 Responses to “You Want Pizzapits?”

  1. Tim says:

    I believed it, but the internet told me this was some hoax perpetrated by Something Awful. Still funny though.

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/casual-encounters-turgid.php

  2. Thank goodness this was a hoax. Also, rubbing pizza…that would result in needing quite a bit of Proactiv. Ewww.