What are burrito hands exactly? Adhesive Product has the answer:
An example would be having a messy burrito and having to pick at the insides with your hands. The result is guacamole and sour cream and beans all over your hands
That’s always a bummer.
[Photo by Adhesive Product]
Looks like he’s got “burrito mouth”.
burrito GUT
Burrito butt.
More like drunk man with vomit mouth.. Have you ever seen taqueria bathrooms after last call?