Mission Mission

Like, when you have a good reason like you’re packing up a canoe or something, and you know it’s wrong or whatever, but you also know nobody’s going to hassle you? What a feeling! It’s the funnest.

Too bad you weren’t in. I wonder if they’re as tasty as they sound.

Do you suppose they schedule his shifts for rainy days because the rain helps break down the stickers?

In any case, if you love stickers on lampposts and stuff, you might like Penelope Popsicle, Talent Is An Asset, and Poison Darts Broken Hearts.

It’s a mini. And I don’t see any paddles or seat cushions or life preservers, but you get what you pay for.

One of you definitely needs this for that short film about life in the distant 1990s (as imagined in the early 1980s) you’re making, right? It’s in the electronics section at Community Thrift.

While this event may not be directly related to the Kung-Fu Master/Colonial Sanders lookalike/Afro-puff bearded NY mayorial candidate, I think we can all agree that the rent in San Francisco is, in fact, “too damn high”. Why should we have to settle for living in Concord or worse yet: moving in with lame-o chore wheeling rent controlled roomies?

The Housing Rights Committee of San Francisco helps you enjoy some of the most tenant-favorable laws in the country, and they are having a benefit at the Makeout Room next Thursday from 6-8:30. The event will feature free 4 Barrel coffee, live music, silent auction, happy hour drinks, and special guests (including Supervisor David Campos).

Details in the flyer below:

SF Haps posted this website promoting some nebulous service called “Hipster. All you get is the cryptic tagline, “Something Cool is Coming to San Francisco”.

As if we haven’t beaten this one to death: What is Hipster? Any guesses? I’m going to throw this out there: a community message board for recovering patients of hip surgery.

I suppose if you’re really curious you can sign up for an invite. Of course, there’s no telling what that email will actually be used for. You may just end up hearing from a lot more wealthy Nigerian princes looking to liquidate their assets.

What are burrito hands exactly? Adhesive Product has the answer:

An example would be having a messy burrito and having to pick at the insides with your hands. The result is guacamole and sour cream and beans all over your hands

That’s always a bummer.

[Photo by Adhesive Product]

Summer Is Rad just published this Craigslist oldie-but-goodie for which there are no words. No words except “pizzapits” that is.

Click to apply bigness.