Mission Mission

Our buddy Primo, commenting on that whole NYC hipster trap project, may have just offered up the most solid take on the age-old hipster debate. This just might end it all once and for all:

before everybody got lost

A. hipster=weird person musician artist poet etc
B . pink sunglasses+ neon bike chain + pbr +etc etc=urban outfitters clone…

the disappearence of the middle class continues to make Americans into bitchy clods but i’m a hipster and that’s why i live in the city, to make art and have fun, eat it

or move to Antioch or some shit where boring white people all get along

I’m a hipster. Eat it.

Thanks, Primo!

Thank reader Jake for bringing this fact to your attention:

Somebody dropped their keys at 18th an Bryant.

Thanks, Jake! Cool looking keys, btw.

Mission Local reports:

The potential tenant, a Mission resident who asked that his name be withheld, said he signed the lease nearly two weeks ago and is in the early stages of planning; he wouldn’t disclose the type of business that might occupy the space.

He will apply for a conditional use permit, meaning the business he’s hoping to open on 24th Street isn’t automatically allowed in this zoning district but may still open after the tenant goes through several steps, including sending out neighborhood notifications and undergoing a public hearing before the Planning Commission. The business must also be deemed “necessary and desirable to the neighborhood” in order to get a permit.

Read on for discussion of the signage problem. And be sure to read the comments.

I can’t tell if this carnage is extraordinarily fun or ridiculously foolish, but I’m adding it to my bucket list all the same.  Have any of you ever tried out something like this (and lived to tell about it)?

Link.

(Thanks Sally!)

We mentioned this one hit and run the other day, and then people started chiming in:

What gives? Supermoon? Earthquake madness? ‘Tis the season?

Like Mission Mission on Facebook if you’d like to reply to Trixie.

Here’s what we’re gonna do: Link us in the comments section to your all-time-favorite under-appreciated ’90s alternajams. Whichever five entrants blow our minds the most (either because of epic nostalgia or epic how-the-hell-have-I-never-heard-this-befores) will win pairs of tickets to the big Debaser anniversary party this Friday at 111 Minna. Contest ends Tuesday night at 11:59.

Do it to it!

RSVP and invite your friends here.

That’s not a picture of Kat’s. Kat’s looks kind of like that but even bettttttttter. In any case, it’s the bomb. I bought $20 worth on their last day at the Broken Record, and I don’t think I’ve had any since.

If I weren’t still in Austin today, I’d head straight for Pal’s Take Away. RIGHT NOW:

And do follow Kat and the Gypsy Kitchen on Twitter as well.

[Photo by Sweetnicks]

Jack Lawrence of the Greenhornes

Here we go:

1. Smith Westerns
2. The Strokes
3. Devotchka
4. Phantogram
5. Cold War Kids
6. Shilpa Ray and Her Happy Hookers
7. Yuck
8. Dirty Beaches
9. Edwyn Collins
10. Slutever
11. The Mean Jeans
12. tUnE-yArDs
13. Personal and the Pizzas
14. Toro y Moi
15. Cass McCombs
16. Blood in the Streets
17. Overnight Lows
18. Limes
19. Harlan T. Bobo
20. John Wesley Coleman
21. Gangs
22. Black Lips
23. Little Dragon
24. Quintron and Miss Pussycat
25. Trances Arc
26. The Strange Boys
27. The Greenhornes
28. Lemuria
29. City and Colour
30. White Mystery
31. The Dodos
32. Screaming Females
33. Off!
34. Ted Leo
35. !!!
36. Thee Oh Sees
37. The Dead Milkmen
38. Odd Future
39. Bare Wires
40. Conspiracy of Owls

Forty bands! That’s only 10 less than I saw last year, and last year I was in Austin for way more days. (I’ll post last year’s list after the jump, for reference.)

Some awards:

• Smith Westerns win the award for best blogger hate.
• The Strokes win best epic closer.
• Cold Ward Kids win best weird t-shirt.
• Shilpa Ray wins best set while wasted at 2pm.
• Edwyn Collins wins best ’80s moment AND best ’90s moment!
• Dirty Beaches wins cutest dedication AND best onstage grooming.
• Black Lips win best penis party — AGAIN.
• Surfer Blood win best new song.
• !!! win coolest new band member.
• Oh Sees win everything.
• OFF! win best reason to trek all the way to Berkeley next month.
• Dead Milkmen win best epic rant.
• Odd Future win best epic stage dive.
• Conspiracy of Owls win best reason to go to Detroit some time soon.

SXSW was fun! Missed you guys! Wished you were here! Maybe next year?

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So is this something you have to go to school for, or is it a natural born talent?

My friend Lindsay noticed this sign  and found it more than a little odd.  Now, I understand the not feeding the pigeons part, that’s a given — it’s the second part of the message that worries me.  What other animals are they referring to that live in the Mission, particularly ones that live in or around 16th Street?

Is it giant subway rats?  Escaped monkeys?  Or perhaps El Chupacabra never left and has been roaming the streets terrorizing BART denizens and eating leftover tamales discarded in area trashcans!

[Thanks Lindsay!]