Mission Mission

Now let’s all listen to some Enya:

Maybe a 4/20 special?

[Photo by Penelope Popsicle]

Totally disgusting! How do you deal?

[Photo by Monkey Tone News]

Swampy’s head is usually just a big ugly skull. So, is he more or less unsettling with clown makeup on? Tough call.

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Eater SF this morning published a list of the 15 Bay Area restaurants with the hottest staffs. The top two are in the Mission. Here’s what they have to say:

2) Heart: Brooding owner Jeff Segal chose a pulsating organ as the logo for his Mission wine bar; he serves wine in Mason jars and describes them with guts. “More soul than Marvin Gaye. This wine just fucking sings,” for example. Add in louche hipster servers and this wild card is not only steaming up the wine scene, but twisting it into bendy new positions.

1) Flour + Water: There’s a beau in the back and the servers can wear whatever they fancy. Our reader favorite is a swarm of plaid-clad, hottie hospitality.

Congrats, all! Read on for lots more hotness.

Does this count as street art or poster art?  I’m on the fence about this.

Recently, six porta potties appeared at the entrance to Dolores Park, more than doubling the number of restroom options previously available.  The effect has been tremendous, with bathroom lines reduced dramatically, even during yesterday’s Hunky Jesus extravaganza.  And now dedicated boyfriends no longer have to prove their affection by waiting with their significant others in the girls line!

So, has the city finally figured it out? Are these now a semi-permanent fixture in the park until the long awaited Dolores renovation project constructs completely new ones?

If not, then they’re totally blowing it.  For now, enjoy the convenience and the cleanliness! Seriously, these are some of the cleanest porta potties in which I’ve ever set foot! And they smell nice too! Kind of like flowers! So much so that I exclaimed as much upon entering, and the woman using the one next to me agreed, “Isn’t it delightful?”

It sure is. Enjoy it while it lasts!

San Francisco still has a laser cat problem. Getting rid of these things isn’t as easy as people think.

We previously witnessed Brock’s close encounter, (The green ones may be the most common) and were haunted by a frightening depiction.

What do they want?? Or are they just hell bent on creating destruction?

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Wow, this video was made six years ago. Happy holidays!

(Thanks for the idea, Chris!)