Mission Mission

Can anyone help this guy out? If so, contact him at–oh. Well, I guess he’ll find you.

[Spotted by Miegan at 18th b/t Guerrero and Valencia]

Beware, everybody!

Thanks for the tip, Dylan!

Previously:

Come Scoot With Me

Mopeds on the Freeway (Video)

Tonight at Dusty Modern, a brand-new addition to the Mission.

[Thanks, Jessica!]

¡Qué triste! The annual Mission Día de los Muertos march which hopes to take place Tuesday, November 2, 2010 at 7pm at 24th & Bryant Streets, needs some help.

Due to budget cuts, the San Francisco Arts Commission eliminated the Neighborhood Festival Grant program this year. Without this source of crucial funding, Marigold Project is struggling to meet the impending costs of the San Francisco Recreation and Park permit. We feel strongly that Day of the Dead should remain a free community event, with no corporate sponsors. It is our hope, that together we can keep this grassroots tradition alive. If you have made an offering at the park in honor of a loved one or have received something of value from being part of this rich and unique community celebration and want to see it continue, please consider making a contribution to this year’s event. We cannot do it without your support.

Bummer, this event has been going on without a hitch for over 30 years. The organization is hoping to raise $6000 to keep the event afloat. Visit the official website and click the donate link in the upper right to help out.

And please, if you do decide to participate in the event this year, be sure to preemptively reflect on the cultural and personal significance of the event, otherwise other white folks folks get soo offended.

Previously:

• Death Becomes Her

TK does! It’s #4 on his new Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants in San Francisco list. Here’s part of the reasoning:

You guys, when I found out you could mix and match the KFC and Taco Bell items it felt like I had learned something really important.

Also, apparently sand wiches are there.

Photo by Scott Clark.

Mike from the Roxie got in touch to tell us about a very special program happening this weekend:

I wanted to give you a head’s up on a really fantastic thing happening at the Roxie this coming Sunday at 7pm – An Evening with PFFR.  PFFR are the geniuses behind such provocative tv shows as WONDER SHOWZEN, XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL, and DELOCATED.  They’ve also worked on South Park, That’s My Bush, Late Night with Conan O’Brien and, yes, Snoop Doggy Dogg’s DOGGY FIZZLE TELEVIZZLE.

No way!

Here’s a funny thing they did:

Bat Bombs, your guide to tags in and around New York’s Lower East Side, just spotted this cheap Ribity knockoff.

Right? Or was Ribity so trashed one night he forgot how to spell his own name? Or does this have something to do with Marc Jacobs too?

P.S. Be sure to check out Bat Bombs’ “Why?” page.

Previously:

Ribity Makes Virgin Mary-Like Appearance on Sole of Area Man’s Running Shoe

Telstar Logistics just published a photographic guide to some of San Francisco’s most truly dazzlin’ pieces of neon signage, and a couple Mission District favorites are in there. See the light.

The San Francisco Guardian Angels brought their stoic brand of street justice to the Mission on 9/17 and posted the patrol log today.

Did you think standing around in a line with your arms folded neatly is all it takes to be an Angel? Think again! They also do litter clean-up:

Same old story, the bad guys see us they run that way and they this way, but they leave and it calms down. But we just don’t leave that fast, the second team stays posted up at the BART STATION while the first team checks the alleys. First team then arrives back to the BART STATION to the second team to advise us, they pick up dirty needles and that the alley is all clear.

Special shout out to 16th St. Walgreen’s, everyone’s favorite crime-fighting resource:

Next we get to our rest stop WALGREEN’S, bathroom break, smoke break, and water break. If we did not do this or if we did not have this Resource, we could not stay out as long as we could.

Read the rest of their patrol log at the SF Guardian Angels blog.

Tomorrow night, Friday 9/24, at Coda on Mission and Duboce, a 14-piece supergroup of San Francisco bay area musicians are getting together for a some sets of good old Ray Charles music. The arrangements were done by guitarist Mike Irwin Johnson, of the local bebop group 8 Legged Monster. The band will be called, simply, RAY BAND.

I’m told that every female singer in town was interested in one of the three coveted Raelettes pantomiming backup singer spots. And who who wouldn’t be? They ended up with Allegra Bandy, Rashida Clendening, and Karen Fremont, who all look great in long gloves.

So who plays the part of Ray Charles? Well if you were to ask me to choose someone, I’d say the soul-dripping Lech Wierzynski from the California Honeydrops. Turns out I’m not alone. I don’t know how far Lech is going to take this role. Will he be wearing dark sunglasses and jerking spastically to the music? Will he stumble around after the show and feel up ladies wrists to determine whether or not they are hot enough to shack up with later? (It’s in the movie Ray, dude. Netflix it.)

The show starts at 10pm and costs 10 bucks. Tickets and more info here.

Update! Mike informs us that Lech isn’t Ray tonight. Instead, Dylan Germick of PLANET BOOTY will be filling the chair!