Mission Mission

Might I suggest Jet Travel for your color-coordinated jet-setting needs?  Not impressed?  Well then, head up the street to their obvious nemesis, Jet Peru.

Oh, and if you’re going there this evening (from 6-8pm), take a moment to stop by Fabric8 next door for art and street food from the likes of Magic Curry Kart and others.  And don’t forget to check out this thing.

[Photo by Travis Jensen]

The little rats in The Secret Alley have been madly scurrying about to prepare for two amazing weekends of Halloween. Up first – tonight! – musicians will play some amazingly creepy music for you. Tomorrow (Sat.) we will scare the old fashioned pants off of you with some 16mm monster movies from a time gone by.

Both nights you will enter through our recently haunted laboratory lobby, and try to shield your eye, yet remain transfixed on the wondrously strange art that hangs from the walls. Surprises are in store. Come see for yourself.

Woah, I just realized that the most comprehensive definition of hipsters was achieved in this past week. First, Ben at Mission Loc@l:

Ben, I think you’re close. However, I think you’re leaving out some minority groups. Maybe add Asian folks who don’t wear Cal sweatshirts and we’re getting warmer.

Then this from MM reader Rod:

Bingo! Next, please.

Here’s a good one, what’s a “bro”? Lately, I’ve seen dudes who are clearly hippies being called “bros”. Are hippies also bros? I guess hippies might say the word “bro” on occasion. But I guess I do that too. Wait, am I a bro? I also can’t name a member of the Giants baseball team.

The shirts are really rad, who can blame the guy?

Listen to the Ferocious Few here.

Photo by Carl Says.

Previously:

Ferocious Few Rock Treasure Island Harder Than Some of the Headliners

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Photo by FajitaGate.

P.S. Go Giants!

Previously:

Lil’ Lokos

I’ve been raving about these guys for years, and yet they’re not on top of the pop charts. Inexplicable.

In any case, Airfix Kits are still pumped to play the Knockout, which is exactly what they’re doing tonight. Let’s go!! In the meantime, let’s listen to “Flex Time” and rock out:

You’ve probably noticed the strange words “Another Monkey” pop up on the ex-Conduit restaurant space on Valencia and 14th. No, it’s not a pet store for repeat primate buyers, it’s a Thai restaurant. The owner has another Monkey-related restaurant in San Francisco, so you can think of this spot as it’s sequel. The “Blade II” to it’s “Blade”, if you will.

Another Monkey’s events manager Miranda was kind enough to invite us down with an enticing $50 gift certificate. Turns out all of us could make it, so how could we refuse? It sounded nice to do a team dinner that didn’t include tater tots for a change.

Read on for the full scoop on this spot!

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Some folks (not pictured) are desperate:

Will eat pussy and fuck for Giants tickets! – m4w – 35 (mission district)

If you dont have tickets though, we could still work something out – as long as we do it between innings at my place

Email me if this caught your attention! Will gladly trade photos!

Hey, ladies!

(Wait, I thought Craigslist shut down this section.)

Photo by Doremus NY.

Sex Pigeon the other day published a new map by graphic designer Tag Savage that highlights earthlings’ insufficient knowledge of the cosmos, and raises questions about what this means for us as a society.

Read the full story and marvel at the thought-provoking visual here.