Laser Eyes Kitty Mural

Clearly inspired by Brock’s rad photo (and my rad X-Men joke) from last month’s Pizza Party. You’re welcome, Divisadero corridor!

Aggressive Panhandler has the full story and lots more photos right here.

UPDATE: The muralists responsible for this already-beloved piece of work are Garrison BuxtonEzra Li Eismont and Bunnie Reiss. Ezra has lots more photos of the kitties here.

Super-Rare Fart Party Merch

Fart Partier Julia stumbled upon one last Fart Party shirt, from back in the day I guess, and she’s put it on eBay along with the piece of original art pictured above. Turkey! Just in time for the holidays!

Pertinent details are here.

Previously:

Broke-Ass Fart Party

In Wake of Four Loko Ruling, Will Irish Coffees Be Next?

It’s only fair, right?

I mean, maybe not. Government watchdog Generic took a tasty look yesterday at San Francisco’s City Attorney Dennis Herrera’s stand on the FDA’s bummer ruling. It concludes with:

Denny, you come for my Irish Coffees and I won’t rest until you’re run out of town.

But you should read the whole thing.

[Photo by tayzenberg]

They'll Supply The Beauty

Lipstick Beauty Supply

You just have to show up.

White Africa

I can’t begin to explain this, nor would I want to, but Cellybrain can’t seem to stop being full of amazing inexplicable stuff.

Video Game Tattoos!!

[Thanks, Jessica!]

Bombay Ice Creamery: Gone for Good?

We haven’t been able to enjoy our favorite cardamom and masala ice cream cone for weeks, and since we’re still in the middle of one of our typical mid-November heatwaves, we decided to see what was up.  Mission Local reported a while back that the city had closed the shop on the basis of a few minor health violations and some water damage.  Now, Mission Local is reporting that Bombay Bazar and Ice Creamery packed up most of their stuff and is moving out. 

I took a peek through their window to see what was the deal and was greeted by this scene of carnage.  It’s difficult to miss the gaping hole in the ceiling, which was probably a result of all the water damage that got them originally.  We surely can’t be the only ones bummed about this.  Where are we going to find five year old bottles of tahini now?  And what about that wonderfully inexpensive all-you-can-eat Indian buffet (and did any of you ever end up trying it)?  I can only assume that Bi-Rite and Humphrey Slocum are somehow behind this . . .

Gnarly Masks

AJ Fosik masks like this one are on display now at Guerrero Gallery. Check ‘em out if you want your nightmares to look a little radder for a while.

[via We Love Art & Design]

What Do BART Stations Taste Like?

Geo-gustatory research fellow David Enos has produced a list of BART stations and their corresponding flavor. Wild, right? Here are some good ones:

Fruitvale    Otter Pops

McArthur   Refrigerated Celery

Rockridge    Werther’s Originals

19th Street      Smucker’s Grape

Read on for 24th Street and more.

Note that 16th Street is conspicuously absent from the list. What does 16th Street taste like?

FDA to ban Four Loko nationwide

Gawker has all the bad news (and a nice haiku) right here.

So what’s the plan? Hoard case after case? Start an underground Four Loko club? A medical Four Loko dispensary? What do we do?

[Photo via stemuzz]

UPDATE: [Photo by Andrew Durso] [Thanks, Alex F!]