Mission Mission

Reader snoopz got a hot tip that whoever owns Delirium may have purchased the International Club out at 29th and Tiffany in La Lengua. In which case, the scene at south Tiff’ might change quite a bit.

Neighbor Katie, in response to snoopz’s comment, hopes otherwise: “I would rather have the IC’s midnight accordions than what i walk through on 16th street.”

Photo by Robby Virus.

Could this be the same mystery golf cart that was spotted last month while the mysterious driver was epicly failing a DUI test?  While the speakers did not seem sufficient to blast Public Enemy for all to hear, at least this one comes with a Vespa sidecar.

Could Cushmans become the hipster version of Smart Cars?  They are super easy to park but can’t even go on a highway, just like enjoying the streamlined design of no brake or gear cables while being unable to effectively bomb Potrero Hill (minus the fish-tailing, of course).

Could a future question on the analogy section of the hipster GRE possibly be:

ROAD BIKE : FIXIE

• smart car : cushman

Ha, Hipster GRE!

Previously:

Mystery Drunken Golf Cart

Mission Mystery Machine Meter Maid

Inside Schlomo’s Cushman

Apparently they must have had a problem with people not believing the “Wet Paint” signs.  White pants kept turning up at Community Thrift with blue bottoms.

[Photo'd and titled by Kati Jackson]

Hidden Host introduced a new feature today titled “Teen Talk.” In it, we learn what topics are hot among teens on the bus. A selection:

Your cousin’s skin is beautiful.  You think it’s because they are “mixed”.

Your soda is flat.

An inquiry into whether or not your cousin got tickets to a much sought-after show.

Read on.

Photo by Irina Slutsky.

Gold in peace, iron in war? No longer! “San Francisco. Not smug. Just better.”

SFist has the scoop.

Arlen broke the news and then followed up with the conclusion.

What’s up, La Lengua? Everybody okay? Johnny0, you okay?

Or members of the Met Corps.

(via S. Pigeon, who probably owns at the daily jumble)

You guys! Chronicle Books and Mission Mission want to give you a free copy of this book! Just leave a comment below relating a story involving a rock poster. (Like, maybe you made one once, or maybe you had to fight someone for one after one of those shows at the Fillmore?) Best one wins this glorious new tome AND a limited edition poster! (We pick the best one.) Contest ends Friday at 3pm.

And if you don’t win, you can swing by the Curiosity Shoppe this Saturday (April 10th), buy the book, get a free limited edition poster AND meet Mr. Munn!!

And now, a couple nice posters:

Previously:

Mission Mission Bike Race Poster

Rock ‘n’ Roll Makes Me Feel Ten Feet Tall Poster

Can’t Feel My Face Poster

Sonics Poster

Our pal Sarah Kelly and her organization Adapting to Scarcity spent part of last year hanging out in La Huizachera (outside of Guadalajara, MX) with kids like Mauro here, taking pictures and making videos. Tonight, some of their work is showcased at ATA:

These children live along a polluted canal that carries untreated human and industrial waste away from Guadalajara. The state of the canal deeply affects the health of the community. IMDEC, the Mexican Institute for Community Development, has been working weekly with the children in the community to educate them about the environment. They gave digital point-and-shoot cameras to the kids, taught them to use them and have been helping them capture their perspectives and their neighborhood.  The phenomenal and moving photos were shot, selected and titled by the children.

The fun runs from 7-10pm.

This party is located somewhere around 18th and Florida. We might all be invited since we too are members of the biological order Primates.

Photo by eb78.

Previously:

Monkey Business

Three-Eyed Dragon Monkey in Dolores Park

Gorilla Sticker Art Apes Tony Millionaire